Fic: E-Fail (sho/jun)
Title: E-Fail
Word Count: 783
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
Summary: Done for the sakumoto Jingle Bell Rock drabble-a-thon. Prompt (thanks to astrangerenters!): "Sho confesses to Jun in an email. That he accidentally sends to Nino by mistake. What happens next?"
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: blank
Dear Matsumoto-kun,
It’s Sho.
I’ve been meaning to tell you.
Well. I’ve been wanting to tell you.
That is, I want you to know that...I admire you greatly.
Yes, it’s true. But it’s not just that.
I like you. I really, really like you.
I’ve been trying to tell you in person for quite some time, but as you know, private moments within Arashi are...well...they’re difficult.
I obviously don’t know if you feel the same way about me, but if you do...
Please let me know!!
If you don’t feel the same way, I truly apologize and can only hope that our friendship will not be affected.
Sincerely,
Sho
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Himitsu meeting
Can you let Mishima-san know that I’ll be a little late to the show meeting on Tuesday? The filming for my commercial just got bumped up. Ugh.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Himitsu meeting
Yeah, sure.
...Is that all?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Himitsu meeting
Yes?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Himitsu meeting
I see. Okay then.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD.
...Sweet fancy Jesus, NO.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
YES. Now to figure out what to do with this information... >:3
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: ?
Is everything okay, Sho-kun?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: ?
Of course!!
Of course, why wouldn’t it be??
Everything’s just fine and dandy! Ahahaha!
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
NINO, whatever you’re thinking, DON’T DO IT!!
Nino.
NINO.
I WILL END YOU.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
What? I was just thinking I should forward it along to Jun-kun.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
...Really?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Fwd: blank
Here’s a message from Sho-chan I thought you’d be interested in reading. (^_^)
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: blank
Dear Jun-pon,
It’s Sho.
I’ve been meaning to tell you.
Yours is an ass that just won’t quit.
Sincerely,
Sho
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
With some...minor adjustments. FUFUFUFU.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: I would smack you, but...
You’re too far away.
That isn’t funny, Nino.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
All of the words he sends you are LIES!
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Haha, I know. I sort of figured you weren’t fetishizing my ass.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: I would smack you, but...
But that was the basic gist of his message! I just cut out all of the awkward, fumbly parts.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Haha.
Well.
It is nice.
Not that I stare at it.
Haha.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Wait. What?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Okay. Well. I do stare at it, sometimes.
But.
Mostly I fetishize your heart!!
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: ??????????
Wait. WHAT?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: ??????????
...I really, really like you?
Really.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: ??????????
God damn it, Sho.
Come in early tomorrow. Let’s talk in person.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
Okay.
...You’re not going to kill me, are you?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
No. But I might bite a little.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
Oh.
Okay!!!
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: blank
there are weird noises coming from the dressing room that sound like sho-kun and matsujun. do you think i should stay away?
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: blank
OH, SWEET VICTORY ACHIEVED! All in a day’s work.
Yeah, you should stay away. Dinner tonight?
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: blank
no.
Word Count: 783
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
Summary: Done for the sakumoto Jingle Bell Rock drabble-a-thon. Prompt (thanks to astrangerenters!): "Sho confesses to Jun in an email. That he accidentally sends to Nino by mistake. What happens next?"
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: blank
Dear Matsumoto-kun,
It’s Sho.
I’ve been meaning to tell you.
Well. I’ve been wanting to tell you.
That is, I want you to know that...I admire you greatly.
Yes, it’s true. But it’s not just that.
I like you. I really, really like you.
I’ve been trying to tell you in person for quite some time, but as you know, private moments within Arashi are...well...they’re difficult.
I obviously don’t know if you feel the same way about me, but if you do...
Please let me know!!
If you don’t feel the same way, I truly apologize and can only hope that our friendship will not be affected.
Sincerely,
Sho
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Himitsu meeting
Can you let Mishima-san know that I’ll be a little late to the show meeting on Tuesday? The filming for my commercial just got bumped up. Ugh.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Himitsu meeting
Yeah, sure.
...Is that all?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Himitsu meeting
Yes?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Himitsu meeting
I see. Okay then.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: OH MY GOD.
...Sweet fancy Jesus, NO.
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
YES. Now to figure out what to do with this information... >:3
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: ?
Is everything okay, Sho-kun?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: ?
Of course!!
Of course, why wouldn’t it be??
Everything’s just fine and dandy! Ahahaha!
+++
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
NINO, whatever you’re thinking, DON’T DO IT!!
Nino.
NINO.
I WILL END YOU.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
What? I was just thinking I should forward it along to Jun-kun.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
...Really?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Fwd: blank
Here’s a message from Sho-chan I thought you’d be interested in reading. (^_^)
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: blank
Dear Jun-pon,
It’s Sho.
I’ve been meaning to tell you.
Yours is an ass that just won’t quit.
Sincerely,
Sho
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: OH MY GOD.
With some...minor adjustments. FUFUFUFU.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: I would smack you, but...
You’re too far away.
That isn’t funny, Nino.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
All of the words he sends you are LIES!
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Haha, I know. I sort of figured you weren’t fetishizing my ass.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: I would smack you, but...
But that was the basic gist of his message! I just cut out all of the awkward, fumbly parts.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Haha.
Well.
It is nice.
Not that I stare at it.
Haha.
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Wait. What?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: DON’T LISTEN TO NINO
Okay. Well. I do stare at it, sometimes.
But.
Mostly I fetishize your heart!!
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: ??????????
Wait. WHAT?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: ??????????
...I really, really like you?
Really.
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: ??????????
God damn it, Sho.
Come in early tomorrow. Let’s talk in person.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
Okay.
...You’re not going to kill me, are you?
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
No. But I might bite a little.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ??????????
Oh.
Okay!!!
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: blank
there are weird noises coming from the dressing room that sound like sho-kun and matsujun. do you think i should stay away?
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: blank
OH, SWEET VICTORY ACHIEVED! All in a day’s work.
Yeah, you should stay away. Dinner tonight?
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: blank
no.