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[caketaker]

I've showed most people this.
Remember I was meant to send these out but things happened (ie they got eaten) so i couldn't.

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[notretro]

F U, U SIF FOB.

[caketaker]

darkie

[notretro]

Paki

[caketaker]

i wanted to ask you something about paypal, theres too many Xs on my account number. maybe they're just being precautious.

txtme4lyf.

[yixes]

yikes. i thought you were saying "piece me and marry me". which would have been a bit old fashioned and even then it wasn't marriage until the pregnancy test came up positive.

what does cunt stand for? complete utter nobsworth tosser? hmm. shouldn't that be cukt? i dunno. i don't get you kids.

Re: txtme4lyf.

[caketaker]

laffo. I was fascinated with these sweets, we used to make stories with them/ anyway, when i discovered this website i realised that we were wrong about what so many of the abbreviations stood for. They'd be so hard to remember too, god. predictive text 4eva. forever. I bet you type all the words out without predictive text :(

rpli2u.

[yixes]

i wish. no. i use predictive text and add word to the dictionary and everything it's proper wow phones r gr8 4 lyf. or something. i dunno. anyway, i wish i did still use old school hardcore typing but you'd have to change it back to that every time you started a message so, a) not worth it and b) i'm not gonna bother anyway. even if i could. too much like effort. i don't use d acronyizmes ov d kidz tho. 2 cleva 4 me m8.