227 Near Disasters

[cal_sitter]

The deities expect us to help them capture what is, essentially, Yogi Bear updated for the Information Age, inclined to harrass people on the network instead of at picnic sites. Is there a wildlife relocation plan in effect, or is the bear going to go back to the "containment" that evidently cannot hold it

Comments

[missesthestars]

I'm beginning to worry about this month.

[cal_sitter]

It's historically been unkind to the residents of the City.

[yo_city]

Yo, Niko, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish...

But this is the most historical bit of history of all time.

Of all time.

[cal_sitter]

I'm finding it difficult to believe you're worth all of this trouble.

[spiritofsorrow]

Undead cats and mummies in cowboy hats?

[cal_sitter]

The latter created the former.

[spiritofsorrow]

...I'm curious as to how this happened in the first place.

[cal_sitter]

You would have to ask Wahanket. He's not so fond of me or my associates that he took time to explain, and we are not so fond of him that we took time to inquire.

[dresden4hire]

What I don't miss about back home is the hordes and hordes of scary people that are trying to kill me. Interrupting bear doesn't seem like that big of a deal anymore.

[cal_sitter]

Attempted murder does put things in perspective.

[dresden4hire]

Yes, although I've been killed once back home and once here.

[cal_sitter]

You're alive now, aren't you?

[captainshort]

This curse is a headache, but it could always be worse. And for the record, I don't miss the random encounters with trolls or saving the world six times.

[cal_sitter]

You're too busy to miss them, aren't you?

[captainshort]

I would be just as busy back home as I am here. Somtimes I wonder which place is less dangerous.

[cal_sitter]

Does one ever win out over the other?