Spartacus omg

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Last week's Spartacus HURT ME IN MY SOUL. I know what ACTUAL HISTORY IS but I was KIND OF HOPING they'd say, sod it, history is JUST WRONG and make it different, but no, and, worse, they'd been CRUELLY TEASING for weeks about Crixus splitting off from Spartacus and each time it was going to be HORRID and they were going to part in ANGER AND HATE. But they moved passed that and that was DONE WITH THANK GOODNESS, so I thought, but no, no instead they part in FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE AND IT WAS SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL and the team all had one final fight together and then a big drunk sex party and then told each other how much they loved each other and then BAD THINGS HAPPENED. BAD THINGS.

DAMN IT, HISTORY.

There are two episodes left. I don't know how they're not going to be utterly awful.

And, no, morning news, you are never going to convince me not to hate on Dr. Beeching. SORRY.