12.02.19 中井正広のブラックバラエティ（黒バラ）
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XMzU0Mzg2ODMy.html
here's a really brief and sort of summarised translation of the parts that tsuyo spoke (the guests' portions are incredibly summarised since everyone is talking simultaneously):
first topic is about whether it gets annoying to always be with your partner (in the same space). tsuyo doesn't speak much here other than nod happily ^^
topic (from around 6mins onwards): why do guys conduct affairs?
guests: it was researched through a variety program that girls, especially housewives, conduct more affairs than guys.
tsuyo: i have the impression that girls are better at conducting affairs than guys. like on television, you often watch scenes where the guys say 'sorry' but you don't often see girls saying 'sorry'.
nakai: tsuyoshi, if you already have a girlfriend, will you still like other girls?
tsuyo: not really.
nakai: that's incredible, aren't there a lot of distractions?
tsuyo: distractions? unless i start feeling that the person i like starts looking in another direction from me, the possibility of me noticing other girls will not increase.
nakai and guests: but there are a lot of pretty girls in the entertainment circle, and there is no end to it. they represent lots of distractions.
nakai: my heart gets caught (by the cute girls in the entertainment circle) pretty frequently, since they are all nice and pretty people. tsuyoshi your heart doesn't really get caught huh? since you are very firm. (like your heart will say) stop!
tsuyo: i can immediately distinguish people who are calculative (get close to me for a motive), and i'll brush them aside (indicated by the wave of tsuyo's hand).
nakai: that's incredible.
tsuyo: (it's deducible) by looking at a person's eyes, the words they use etc, and analysing them.
nakai: even if someone gets close to me for a motive, it's ok, i dont mind.
tsuyo: but it is a waste of time to spend time on someone who has an ugly interior because we only have one lifetime.
nakai: even if the other party is very pretty and has favourable feelings towards you, you are going to leave them alone!?
tsuyo: for example, if a very pretty girl went to nakai's house, and after some drinking, this girl says she feels a bit drunk, don't know whether she can go home-
nakai: hoho, then the girl cannot go home yea.
guests: (outcry) no! it's too soon!
nakai: why not?! since the girl is drunk, and she probably can't go home, isn't it alright for her not to go home?
tsuyo: no no no, when such a situation happens, i will say 'i'll help you fetch a taxi, then you could go home'.
female guests: great! so cool!
nakai: why?!?! but she's drunk! very sleepy! can't go home!
tsuyo: because she's actually not drunk.
nakai: i'm the only one who's drunk?!?!?!? it's a lie!!!!!
tsuyo: people who say 'i don't drink' or 'it's ok even if i don't drink' would be a better partner.
guests: yea, like how it's not possible to continue a relationship that began from drinking together.
tsuyo: for example, wanting someone to fall in love with you, wanting this person to always share their heart with you, and wanting a person because they have money etc and also since this person's character is not that bad, are 2 scenarios that can be separated in the big scheme of things. in the former scenario, where you will try hard just to let each other's heart be on the same (emotional) level, you will not fake drunkenness. even if they want to kiss you, you will say 'please wait'.
guests: yea, agreed. can we change hosts? we want to listen to more of tsuyoshi's talk. we can learn a lot (from his talk).
tsuyo: i will test a girl to see how much she likes me.
nakai: isn't it just 'like'?
guest: it's the reason for liking.
tsuyo: meaning like which part of me do they like.
nakai: confused
guests: didn't he just explain?!?! meaning does the other party like tsuyoshi's character, money or fame etc. why don't you understand!?!? it's the reason for getting close (to tsuyoshi).
nakai: but he does have money/property!
guests: which means, to determine whether the other party really likes tsuyoshi for himself.
nakai: confused
tsuyo: for example, even if i have a lot of property and money now, such things will be used up one day if you keep using them. so like a girl who likes to spend a lot of money, will always want me to treat them when we have meals, although basically i will always pay-
nakai: yes must pay.
tsuyo: yes, guys should pay-
nakai: she will leave you if you don't pay.
guests: shut up! sensei is speaking! listen! (cause nakai keeps interrupting tsuyo)
nakai: but when i was young, i was taught to ask questions if i don't understand.
guests: we are talking about primary 6 level stuff, you are still at primary 1, it's too deep for you.
tsuyo: that's why i'll focus on the small details. (i'll talk about) the girl with the worst character i have had a meal with at a restaurant. aren't there menus? this girl would say something like 'can i add this with this of the menu?" there are people who say such things. like wanting the restaurant to make something original (not already offered by the restaurant). the moment i see such actions, it's not possible for me (to have a relationship with her) already.
guests: ohhh...(you want someone) who adheres to the rules of the restaurant.
tsuyo: yea, in the first place it's courtesy isn't it. i dislike the mentality of 'i am the customer' (i.e. very individualistic and selfish i guess)
nakai: meaning it's alright to just order according to the menu?
tsuyo: eh, not really-
guests: it's ok, it's ok, it's the first step to understanding, (nakai is) at primary 1 level afterall. it's not strictly about that though.
tsuyo: for example, there's a smap concert, and there's a structure to the sequence of songs. and at this point, a fan says 'sorry, can i change the sequence of song 3 and'-
guests: ohhh, that's easy to understand. yea, i wouldn't want that.
tsuyo: if a fan says 'i want to change the 3rd and 11th song no matter what, otherwise i don't really like it', isn't it really troublesome to actually change the sequence?
nakai: but that depends on the majority of votes then. if out of 50 thousand audiences, 30 thousand audiences call for a change of the 3rd and 11th song (we would change), and then wonder why there was such a call after the concert.
kurobara usually ends on a really weird note i must say....apparently tsuyo is going to be on kurobara again on 4th march =D