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[calculatorhater]

i like those Dyson vacuum commercials. that guy has a good head on his shoulders. wise man.

my favorite dinner lately has been tots and asparagus. no meat. i dont like the smell of meat cooking.

my weekend off was nice. got to see Derailed! got to see my lover! got to see my parents! got some new bruises on my body. i like me a good beating.

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[markusmcilwrait]

dyson vacuums quite literally suck. they suck hard and they suck long and don't lose the suck. from room to room, they suck and never stop sucking at an enormous rate of suck.

is your lover a dyson? a violent dyson?

ps. saddam's trial is no oj trial. more stache in that courtroom than a john holmes compilation dvd. and no vagina in the courtroom, kinda like john holmes' personal sex life.

[calculatorhater]

whose john holmes?

[markusmcilwrait]

your john holmes.

[waxeater]

i know its a bit late for thanksgiving prayers but... this one is really meaningful to me. lets give thanks to all of these things.... give thanks. give thanks...

http://realitystudio.org/multimedia/thanksgiving_prayer.mov

[calculatorhater]

it wont open right. way to send me a bad link todd. thumb down!