Lol Tokyo Drift!
Key:
MC=Main Character
HAG=Hot Asian Guy
TB=Token Black Guy
Sen=Sensei
HB=Hot Bitch(I mean...Love interest...Yeah.)
Boss=Yakuza. Also best actor in the movie
Opening:
Football kids: HaHAHA Lets whack some indian pinata and disembowel it!
Random: But I feel stupid considering our mascot is a duck.
Football kids: Shutup fag *Bang*
NtMHB(Not the Main Hot Bitch): Hey nice ride.
MC: Pft, I'll race your boyfriends Viper for you.
Football kid: Kay.
-Races, crashes, sCREEEECCHHH, Kabam!-
Cop: You're going to jail, they go free.
Mom: Fuck jail, you're going to Japan.
MC: WTF?
-Airplane-
Dad: You live here, don't drive.
MC: Kay.
Random person behind the window: HALLO, COME WATCH MY TV WITH ME!
MC: No.
-School-
TB: Sup? You're white, want some Air Jordans?
MC: No, let me drive your car.
TB: Kay.
-Driving, arrive at race, more NtMHBs on cars and dancing, some hot guys chilling next to their cars.-
HB: Sup, my car wins.
MC: I have a big dick, wanna go out?
HB: Kay.
HAG: Yo, get off that bitch.
MC: you smile too much, let's race.
HAG: Kay. Get a car.
Sen: Use my car.
MC: Kay.
-Driving, MC fucks up, goes home-
Dad: Don't race anymore.
MC: Kay.
-School, joins with sensei, learns to drift, unimportant love story, more driving, HAG finds out Sen screwed him over-
HAG: You're dead.
Sen: Uh...Gotta go!
-Driving, Sen blows up, final race in which MC wins, ending, back in first race area of Tokyo-
Vin Diesel: Hail the gratuitous Vin Diesel scene. Let's race.
MC: Kay.
END