Comments | caliantrias: I fucking hate flying

caliantrias

I fucking hate flying

Jun 18, 2009 11:19

I hate flying. I want to bomb airplanes. Not people. I don't want anyone getting hurt I just want to destroy the sardine tins so that they never hurt anyone again. I want to see the shattered, melted, broken corpses on commercial airliners littering the runways of every airport in the world ( Read more... )

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caliantrias June 19 2009, 13:55:15 UTC

Hmmm, I'm trying to decide if that is better or worse than 8 hrs of loud drunks on the way back from Europe.

I've learned how to talk to certain rightwingers.... it all depends.

mysticmoonstorm June 22 2009, 20:05:31 UTC

Oh screw that.
Most agents do NOT fly first class. The last time I was in business class on a discount was 2001. We don't get the discounts we used to and we are treated just as poorly and in a lot of cases WORSE than the average public.
Airline execs - yeah, they shouldn't be allowed all their perks but those of us who actually WORK and have to deal with the assholes at the airlines and the assholes that are clients or the jackasses who call and take the info we provide and then go book it on a shit site like Expedia - yeah, we SHOULD get some perks.

caliantrias June 22 2009, 20:13:30 UTC

No. No perks. Not until I can fly and not feel like livestock. If you can fix that problem for me then I will grant you a 747 upper lounge for every flight stocked with your choice of food, drink, heavenly bodies and massage oils. Furthermore, I will grant you chauffeured limousine service for the rest of your life.

What the fuck is Business class anyway? I've never seen it and I sure haven't flown it much less First Class.

So grab your pitchfork and torches. It's up to you. Lynch the bastards and feed them their own alli-saturated shit.