Drabble days

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D-d-d-draaaaabble meme! Give me a prompt of some kind or just comment and I'll hammer out whatever I feel like. See? I'm easy. I reserve the right to 1) ask for another prompt if I don't feel comfy with it; 2) turn the drabble into a fic s-sorry I do this a lot, or 3) leave deep and lasting scars on your psyche

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I find these terms acceptable. And have no prompts because I suck.

CAL AND RIKUOU DO MODERN-DAY JAPAN

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Cal fiddled with the plastic wrapping. "These are... condoms, right?"

Goddammit, the lotion just had to be in the same aisle as the condoms, didn't it. "Yeah, Cal," Rikuou said, turning his back to him to survey a row of toothpaste. Mint, evergreen, wintergreen, tea... whatever happened to plain old goddamned toothpaste, for Christ's sake? "Those are condoms. Don't tell me you didn't use them when you were a kid

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*cracks the FUCK up oh my god*

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Cal and Rikuou would have awesome adventures together.

♥

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'suuup Cal. Just commenting. Very handy, that stalker pin.

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I don't have one. I just AM.

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DAMN YOU! You're supposed to be out eating.

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Seel lit his fourth - no, fifth, Swift had forgotten the one he's sneaked in the bathroom - cigarette of the day. "Zombie camp?" he said, taking a hard toke.

"Yeah," Swift said sheepishly. "Zombie camp."

There was a little vein on the side of Seel's neck that throbbed when he was irritated. Swift could practically tell time by it - thirty seconds, forty-five seconds, a minute. "You leave for a year," Seel said, "leave me alone with your hostling and our son and Tyson - "

"Please don't say his name like that. He's my brother."

" - To do all your paperwork - " Seel said, voice rising - " - keep the Parasiel from self-destructing, keep the Gelaming off your backs - and you expect me to believe you when you tell me you were at zombie summer camp"I don't expect you to believe it, no, not right away," Swift said. "But it's the truth

I TYPE TOO MUCH

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Cal clicked the flashlight on, shining it under his chin. "You wanted a scary story, right?"

"Yeah yeah yeah!" Natsuo leaned forward, eyes shining bright in the dim light. "Lotsa blood and guts and screamin' and stuff, okay? Or else it's no fun!"

"Well," Cal said, shining the flashlight at Rey, who blinked and held up his hands. "I can't say there's any blood or guts, but it's a frightening story all the same. Once upon a time, there was a young boy with very beautiful hair

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ROUND ONE: BATTLE OF THE BLEACH BLOND VS. HAIR EXTENSIONS. FAITO!

(Luv u k?)

N-no scarring for you

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"I don't see how you're fit to lecture me about love," said Caesar. "Somehow I don't see you as the type to know much about it

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LUV U, CAESAR~ ♥ ♥ ♥

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S-something with Kimi and at least one of the Wraeththu... :D;;

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Rue stopped short. "This isn't Ferelithia

I broke the comment limit~

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Kimimaro tensed. Rue's face grew tight

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That was amazing. omg ♥

Whyyyyy are you so awesome, Cal?