oh man, so the most recent who would you do got me thinking about mimes, and i remembered that one time when i was in elementary school (probably 3rd or 4th grade) a mime came to our school and was doing a show for us on the stage in the cafeteria, and he would put up these signs with a clever name about the theme of the mime-act he was about to do ( Read more... )

work's still fun, how come no one ever visits me ( Read more... )

im having a really piss-poor week, im tired and cranky and i miss chris and i'm mad about work and i'm really close to punching a stranger in the nuts. so i just want to remind myself that ( Read more... )

this girl i know had the most awesome dream. she was in the running to become the new pope, and it was between her and the "drunkest girl from (her) entire freshman dorm". she was really excited about the possibility, but she was also having this dream after getting really shitfaced and yayaing her guts out, so she was worried that might count ( Read more... )

totally owns.

someone stole my purse out of my car today. this is what they got.


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ever since general mills decided to go all healthy and whole wheat, cinnamon toast crunch tastes like cardboard. and the worst part is that i think its ruined forever.


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hey i think i can fly down in may after my finals, when do you have exams?

my brother ate all your cookies :( i hid one box in my room though, i was going to eat them myself, but you needs it more.

i'm going to be an uncle!

some assholes in portland stole all of the decemberists' instruments. i am sad, and scared that they will now cancel next week's san fran show, which would make me SUPER ULTRA MEGA sad.

spring break woooo yeah!