So as I was walking out to my car this morning, o noticed that the silver car was still parked in our driveway crooked and half hanging in the narrow street...my BMW driving roomate came in as I was walking out...I gave him a smile and a "hey! How's it goin?!?" and he gave me a really nasty look, completely ignored me and walked right past me. ( Read more... )

So after watching the cases of fucking creepy criminals on forensic files, I come across a sketchy scene at my own house...a new car with tinted windows parked very awkwardly in my driveway. At first it looked like mae's silver shitty Buick, but it's just some gay ass tinted silver car...obviously my newest roomie, who is obviously s girl, because ( Read more... )

Ok so, these dumb ass search overload commercials fuckin suck! I know someone at work that is just a total douchebag...
Ps um why do dog nappers think they're hot shit? I can't wait to show the world the voicemail that bitch's mom left me lol

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But I have a few things to say.
One is that hazelnut coffee mix is amazing
Two is that Sarah mcchlaxjljn is hott
Three is that fighting for a girl is incredibly stupid

Also, if a spider raises it's front paws at you, it is Very VERY pissed off....

Ps have fun at warped tour tomorrow Tampa

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And supriaingly it wasn't a deer, or a possum.....hell, it wasn't even an armadillo....it was a gigantic bullfrog or toad or something...I almost got out of the car to take a pic, but it's 1:30 am, and there are lots of weirdos in this fucking state...
It'll be vulture food for sure tomorrow...
Poor thing died painfully too...when I made an illegal u ( Read more... )

So here I am...what's the big deal? Just get fucked up and go home with a whore? Fun lol
I need a blunt

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I list $40 in my first battle against the slots ever! I don't think I could do this again lol

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So tomorrow will be my first time ever gambling....yea I'm desperate lol. Maybe I can turn 40 into $4,000! Cross your little fingas!!

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But I'm driven by some powerful words, and I have some crazy dreams I Just have to share with people...so giving up and conforming is just not an option.
<3

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Stones off your ass. :)

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