my roommate told me i was taking too long in the shower. i told her that wouldnt be a problem if we had a detachable showerhead.

now im late for work. i love my job.

i wonder how long it would take to learn the fully monty strip. anyone willing to find out?
in the valley this weekend.

i told carol about my arsty commune

today.
my prof, that liz would cream her jeans for, talked about nsync for al least 15 minutes today. god.
my closet fell on me and i got locked out of my room in a towel.
oh yeah. did i say my closet fell on me.

i still like jackson 5
and benny hill

want to hear something funny??
my grandma died the other day. while they were taking her out on the stretcher, they dropped her body on the floor. HA. that was the punchline.
oh wait.
there is more to it if you want to hear. its actually pretty funny if you can get over the sound.

there is no room for death here.

i awoke from a feverish dream and rolled over as much as one can roll over on a twin sized bed. looks like ive been hit across the face with a pink fist. i'm hungry but its raining and no one is around. there is no one to be my nursemaid.

and i think i have dreamed of you.

why not wear a sheer dress to the dining hall and steal stacks of tortillas if you can?

i accidentally fed a sea slug to an anemone. it was horrifying and amazing how quickly it was consumed.
on that note, please stop invading my dreams.

im making a poster. its all about teases. so leave the name of a tease, yes it can be yourself, but this is not an honor.