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So this dumb whore on our floor clearly wants to throwdown, she has demonstrated this by embodying my number one pet peeves: chicks who want to be friends with all the guys, yet ignore their female friends in the process and are complete bitches. (I suppose this pet peeve really extends to ALL of the guy's friends, I just happen to be a girl so, well, you know. Also this issue probably affects me more because a lot of my friends are guys. So there.)
Okay so this whore is all buddy buddy yay todd to todd, and yet she hates me and jaime. Me and jaime walk up and she's like 'oh.' Literally. Oh. We've tried waving at her and she just kind of purses her lips/scowls and walks on. Except the other day I kind of got her to wave, but she could've very easily just been swatting at flies because she was coughing and looked very displeased. She hates me and Jaime.
Anyway so yesterday at like 1 in the morning this chick barges into the room (todd was passed out on jaime's bed - I was laying on my bed on the computer, and jaime was at her desk) looking for todd, wakes him up out of a dead sleep while causing a huge commotion, and while her friend/boyfriend/lover (I don't know which) Grant is being cheerful and friendly and she's kind of sort of explaining why she's there she fuggin goes through my desk.
Goes. through. my desk. She like lifted up my art project and looked at the book under it which first of all, is really invasive because it's an art project, and second of all, bitch I don't want you looking at my books. Then she starts like looking through all of my sketchbooks/italian/book books on the top shelf. What the fucking hell! Finally she's like 'Oh Todd I need you to buy me something can you come out in the hall so we can talk about it?' except she makes a big deal about it (keep in mind - Todd = 19).
And then makes Todd promise not to tell us.
And then comes back in 10 minutes later with some money for Todd to buy whatever, RIGHT IN FRONT OF US all like 'thanks todd, thanks for buying IT for me! thanks! yeah i really need it! thanks!'
WHAT A BITCH, WHO DOES THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE?! The least you can do is be like 'Oh sorry I just need to talk to Todd for a second.' and do it in a more tactful way, dumb bitch.
Okay so we've narrowed it down to:
cigarettes (doubtful - Jaime thought she saw one or two 20's), salvia (doubtful - Todd doesn't even know what that is), plan b (most likely - it costs right around $40, and you have to be 18, and it explains why she AND grant came in to ask about it).
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