I love HAMBURGERS.

[caliga]

Since I work near a Barnes and Noble, I tend to go in there on the off chance I get an hour lunch, or I open the store and get off at around 6 pm. Technically, I could go into Barnes and Noble after I finish closing the store at about 9:45, but yeah... hellz noe

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[solar_panda]

...somehow, I don't think people would make very good hamburgers.

But, yeah, cannibalism always squicked me bad. D8

[sunnyupsidedown]

Mmmm, this burger tastes of Soylent Green! Though in all seriousness, assuming my knowledge of cookerycraft is correct, she's a bold faced liar. Hamburgers are made from cow, this is clearly a son burger, or a turkey burger. The standard turkey burger tasting about as tasty as the thought of consuming your own offspring, you know, assuming a non species related tendancy to do so.
Actually though that reminds me of this one game, where the "party" take to rest in one of the character's hometowns, and they're practically on the verge of starvation so said character takes some food from the nearby crates. No one notices that he's not eating. So a few minutes later they walk into a room to see people being prepared into what they had just ate, ensue psuedo vomiting. Oh classic classic.

Though it always is a neat feeling to notice the things that made you, you.

[red_raveness]

Lend them to me, whore. Then I can roll around and feel grossed out (I probably wont, really. But it could happen) and whine at you about it.

Ya know, there's an urban legend about Manwiches being made originally from people. Lololol cannibalism is so funny. 83 Now I want steak. SEE WHAT YOU DID?

[masked_by_lies]

lol Your poor livejournal, its been left like this for ages. (I can't talk tho...)

[caliga]

...

My life is boring so... I stopped updating. I'm so busy. 8D;;

I MISS YOU THOUGH BABY I FEEL SO BAD LEAVING YOU GUYS IN THE COLD BUT I JUST BLAAHHHH

[caliga]

You know it's true. :/ So, I just sort of slinked away. No one really noticed or cared.