Read this on a message board, the subject title was a poll whether people wiped sitting or standing up. One guy posted this, talking about standing up and wiping:

You stand up, your cheeks close...voila! Now you've got two dirty cheeks (and a primitive Rorschach test), and twice as much to wipe.

I found it really, really funny.

I just read an old post of mine from when I was in Mallorca about gelato. I want gelato!!! Yummmmm....that sounds sssooo GOOD!!

I haven't updated in awhile. I have a ton of reading to do and I'm tired. That's really all I have to say...

My roommate is watching TV. It's almost 1am...I have a test tomorrow, I want to go to sleep. This sucks

ilitereate (4:36:53 PM): I fucking hate math ( Read more... )

Since most of Southern California is up in flames, namely the section by my favorite Target, I decided to go to the Target off of the 101. Big mistake. First off, the parking fucking sucks there, as in, the spaces are dumb, there's too many cars in them, and the spaces are dumb. The parking lot is set up all goofy with random stop signs. So in ( Read more... )

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Yippie! And instead of trying to figure out this ridiculous math shit, I'm wasting time online.

I feel like I'm in a bbq pit.

That is possibly the most lame subject line ever, but I am lame, so it's ok. There are like a million fires out here and my damn eyes have been burning for two days now. In other news I haven't done any studying so now I must.

Topic: "Dumbledore Vs Gandalf - showdown"

And of course I opened it. Although I love Dumbledore a lot more than Gandalf, Gandalf could kick his ass any day of the week.

I'm such a huge dork.