I would be flattered if he weren't nuts

[calitetra]

I wouldn't call it stalking, because he quit it pretty quickly when he realized I wasnt interested, but there was this bar guest last fall who really seemed taken with me. And sent me this message on facebook. Which I had forgotten until today

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[daflipp]

Did.... did he just use a Hitler analogy while trying to woo you?

[chaya]

Chicks dig that historical shit~~~

[calitetra]

It IS my favorite part, I'm not gonna lie. I think more romantic overtures should be likened to Blitzkrieg.

[chaya]

I will keep this in mind when writing my next love-letter to you, which will be stapled to a dead chimpunk and left at your door.