i went to write a new entry ( Read more... )

im naming my first born child ping. and my second child pong. but the second wont be loved as much as the first child. cuz thats how real parents are.

hotel evacuate: put lemon on everything ( Read more... )

Look what the world has come to.

whats the point of having air conditioning when the 'mother' of the house refuses to use it during the hottest season of the year?

i never realized how much i miss being in vegas with dawn. its like home ( Read more... )

im in vegas kids.

secret fetish...
Kevin James. You know him as Doug on king of queens. And he's in the new movie Hitch.
SO CUTE....for a "bigger" guy.

just thought id share that.

im losing my voice.

i want the sick voice