Baaaaa - memeness

[calliope427]

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead.

Have fun, guys.

Comments

[welfy]

I remember that time you and I got all boozed up on Kool-Aid and rode around Colorado in a stolen car running over chickens. And then remember how we went to that big plaza and burnt down the tuxedo store?

That would have been more fun had we not gotten arrested, especially after we were discovered to be possessing 99 pounds of heroin. We should have dumped it into the river like you suggested, but you know me. I'm not good at listening sometimes.

[calliope427]

I still say we should've given the chickens the heroin while making them wear tuxedos.

Kudos to you for being able to sweet talk our way out of prison by bribing the guard with some pocket lint and a rubber band. "Enchanted lint." Sheer genius.

[jaco_wannabe]

'Twas the night before Christmas and we were stationed in Myanmar (formerly known as Burma) fighting the Zulu tribesman. Then General Pickett ordered the charge, you looked at me and said "hey let's go to the zoo". Then we went to the Zoo. I had ice cream and you had a Jamaican shrimp delicacy. But then I said "we can't eat Shrimp at the zoo cause it's animals" So you didn't. Then we did Cocaine and built a sand castle out of not regular sand but squand made by the Nickelodeon people.

[calliope427]

It was damn good Jamaican shrimp delicacy, too.

How did that charge end up, anyway? Did our side win or not? They never got back to me.

[adpaz]

Do you remember the time we decided to try every low-end diner in Philadelphia, just to see who had the worst food but the best coffee? And I can't believe you managed to get all of our food for free while we were out, too. "I'm doing it for a college project", you told them. And they believed you.

But I don't think I've ever had a worse case of heartburn in my life after that last restaurant.

Wanna go there again?

[calliope427]

OKAY!

I liked that one place that had a mirrored counter and a framed napkin with a greasestain that looked exactly like St. Barnaby behind the cash register. Their chowder was terrible, though.

[politzania]

Now that I think about it, you tagged along with Amber & I when we went junque-shoppe visiting. We just couldn't talk you out of buying the alligtor purse with the real stuffed alligator on it... then you went & scared that homeless guy with it!

[calliope427]

I brought him to school with me. His name is Alphie. The stuffed alligator, that is, not the homeless guy.

[rosycait528]

has anyone noticed how much these sound like recounts of weird dreams?