Awww, but I like the LJ EMO ENTRIES. you know, you're only using myspace because of that ecstatic rush it gives you, but just realize that you'll end up feeling dirty afterwards! *kidding*
The purse story was very cool, unabbreviated or not. I'm not PMSing, but I oughta be after yesterday, sheesh!
Can't get myself to write anything lately, even just a quick journal entry. Depressing.
Aww, sounds like you had a rough day. I know how that is, though, when you can't even compel yourself to write about it.
As for emo entires - fear not. There is one coming up today - hahaha. I just get afraid sometimes that people will stop reading my livejournal at all if all I ever do is whine. No one wants to read, "Yet another depressing day... My Mercedes Benz was, like, not as cool as this other kid's Lamborghini, and my nail broke... God , I hate my life! Maybe I should go jump off a bridge."
Nah, I would definitely read entries like that, especially if I got the Benz after your plummet. *grin* Feel the love? Mind you, I'm not entirely certain what this blind guy'd do with the Benz once he had it, but I'm rapidly approaching midlife crisis age, so reality probably doesn't factor in all that much.
Ah, but that's the beauty of it: you'd be required to get a chauffer to drive you around in a neat little uniform. He'd tip his cap and open doors for the passengers, always jovial. It'd be like Benz Upgraded. hahahaha. People would HAVE to admit that you must be rich. What they wouldn't know is that your chauffer is actually an illegal immigrant working for 20 cents an hour. He never says a word, except, "Where to, sir?" which he has learned to pronounce with perfect clarity.
Okay, I have no idea where you'd find this guy. I guess I got a little carried away once the fantasy of a chauffer got me. I mean, if I'm ever rich, the first thing I will get is a chauffer. Not a big house, not a yacht, not a bungalow in Fiji. A chauffer.
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Shawna sounds like a douchebag.
You should punch her in the face.
But wait until I'm there.
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The purse story was very cool, unabbreviated or not. I'm not PMSing, but I oughta be after yesterday, sheesh!
Can't get myself to write anything lately, even just a quick journal entry. Depressing.
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As for emo entires - fear not. There is one coming up today - hahaha. I just get afraid sometimes that people will stop reading my livejournal at all if all I ever do is whine. No one wants to read, "Yet another depressing day... My Mercedes Benz was, like, not as cool as this other kid's Lamborghini, and my nail broke... God , I hate my life! Maybe I should go jump off a bridge."
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Okay, I have no idea where you'd find this guy. I guess I got a little carried away once the fantasy of a chauffer got me. I mean, if I'm ever rich, the first thing I will get is a chauffer. Not a big house, not a yacht, not a bungalow in Fiji. A chauffer.
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