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[callisto_rta]

Dear Mother

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[discordia_rta]

Does someone need a thorough stabbing, Calli dear?

[callisto_rta]

I would say so. I'll sharpen the stabbing sword.

Imagine..me, someones mistress. If only.

[discordia_rta]

Excellent. You know where to find me. I'll bring the extra-painful knives.

[callisto_rta]

That reminds me, I need to talk to you about a ship.

[bldy_cute_molly]

Oh no! You were fine when I saw you last! Who should I glare at dangerously?

You're right, though. It is much safer to stay on the ship. I didn't stay on the ship. Ended up with all sorts of crazy ideas in my head. Now, I'm a bit fond of quite a few of them crazy ideas, but they certainly weren't safe.

Oooh! Dumb dresses! But please, please, please, don't send me any hats with dead birds on them. Those creep me out somethin' awful.

[callisto_rta]

Hats! And you should be glaring at a certain gossiper. Lots of glares. That make things explode.

[bldy_cute_molly]

I'll go practice with the Glaring. Since I can be a bit of a gossip at times, myself, I'll practice in a mirror.

Rest assured, though, I haven't spread any talk about you, Calli. At least not when you weren't in earshot of it.

[callisto_rta]

That's not gossip! That's playful banter.