Dear Diary: People are Idiots

[callisto_rta]

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I skewered every stupid person in Amber...then I remember I'd most likely be alone when it was over. Sometimes even smart people do stupid things

Comments

[deacon_bayle]

I refuse to be called a common whore. Admittedly I shall wear black leather and satin, but I am still of noble birth, damn it!

However, I cannot comment on the quality of the goods being auctioned off. I don't want to deny the peasants any extra coins they could use.

[callisto_rta]

Black leather and satin?

[deacon_bayle]

Would you prefer me trussed up and gagged? I might be limited in the services I can provide but on the other hand, I won't be able to talk back.

[bldy_cute_molly]

You really shouldn't ask a pirate if they want you trussed up and gagged. It tends to make them drool a bit, and that can be a shade unbecoming.

[dirk_rta]

I think you're right. I am getting restless as well Callisto. I am thing grand larceny of a piratical sort is looking like so much fun. Being noble and good is rather draining.

PS

Don't tell my father I told you any of this:)

[dirk_rta]

thinking even:)

[deacon_bayle]

So Dirk... have you signed up to be auctioned off yet?

[callisto_rta]

I think you should sign him up without him knowing. It'll be a riot.

[dirk_rta]

We need someone to forge a new shadowpath so we can all go home.

[callisto_rta]

I think someone's working on that. And..some of us can get there anyways.

[dirk_rta]

You're right some of us can. I think we should all just disappear and start our own thing in Minos. Because you're right, Some people are idiots.

I want to go home;)