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The Official Fill-in-the-Blank Biography (Extended Version)Chapter 1: The BasicsFull Name:Gwendolyn Kathleen Initials:GKS Primary Nickname:Gwyneth Other Little Nicks:Wendy, Peanut (from my mom) Sex:female Date of Birth:12-3 Star Sign:Sagittarius Chinese Horoscope Sign:snake Current Location:my computer chair Height:5' 8" Weight:too much Hair Length:short Hair Colour:blackish Eye Colour:green Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark):light Piercings:three in my right love, six in my left ear, including one conch Tattoos:two: kanji for inspiration on inside of right leg, flower/butterfly top of left foot Scars and Birthmarks:too many scars to count :) i was a tomboy. Chapter 2: The BackgroundMother's Name:Grace Mother's Hometown:northern MN Mother's Occupation:former RN/homemaker right now Mother's Hair Colour:brown Mother's Eye Colour:hazel Father's Name:Bill Father's Hometown:northern MN Father's Occupation:heavy equipment mechanic Father's Hair Colour:white Father's Eye Colour:blue-green What do you call your parents? (i.e.:Mom and Dad Do you get along with your parents?:usually Do you live with your parents?:no Are your parents married/separated/divorced?:no Do you have any step-parents?:no Do you have any step-siblings?:no Name/s and Age/s of Siblings:Jeremiah, Jennifer Do you get along with your siblings?:they are deceased Do you live with your siblings?:no Name/s and Number of Pet/s:Kissa, my cat Did you grow up in a different place where you live now?:yes - about 20 miles NW Where did you spend your summers as a child?:generally at home, some week-long vacations What was the name of your elementary school?:plead the fifth Did you play any sports in elementary school?:no Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:trivia team Who was your favorite elementary school teacher?:plead the fifth What were some of your favorite TV shows in elementary school?:Perfect Strangers, Family Matters, Full House Who were your best friends in elementary school?:Liz, Willow, Karla, Dana What was the name of your junior high school?:plead the fifth Did you play any sports in junior high school?:no Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:trivia team Who was your favorite junior high school teacher?:plead the fifth What were some of your favorite TV shows in junior high school?:Full House, ER, Jeopardy Who were your best friends in junior high school?:Liana, Danielle What was the name of your high school?:plead the fifth :) Did you play any sports in high school?:no Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?:trivia team Who was your favorite high school teacher?:Mr. B. What were some of your favorite TV shows in high school?:ER, Jeopardy Who were your best friends in high school?:Emily, Sarah, Shawn, Ryan, Jennifer Did you attend mostly private or public schools?:public Were you ever required to wear a uniform?:no Did you go to the same school as your parents?:my mom, for a little while Did you go to the same school as your siblings?:no What is your family's cultural heritage?:German, Norwegian, Swede, Finn, Dane, French Chapter 3: The Style and FashionWhat's your dress size?:never mind What are your favorite clothing labels?:Venezia, 7even Do you prefer massive chain stores or little trendy boutiques?:chains. generally cheaper Do you consider yourself materialistic?:no Do others consider you materialistic?:i don't think so Do you subscribe to any fashion magazines?:no What brand/s of make-up do you use?:cheap stuff. jane, often. What's your choice of shampoo or conditioner?:right now? Vive for Men thickening. i have no hair. Have you ever gotten a Japanese perm?:no How often do you get a manicure and pedicure?:HA. funny, that. Do you ever colour or highlight your hair?:oh, regularly. Do you own a pair of UGG's?:no Do you own a high end designer handbag?:no Do you own any Louis Vuitton luggage?:no Do you own more than one item from Tiffany & Co.?:no What's usually on your wrist?:cat scratch scars How long does it take you to get dressed each day?:15 minutes, maybe? How would you define your typical dressing style?:goth flavored Are you obsessed with expensive designer brands?:no Describe your perfect pair of jeans:flare leg low cut Do you judge other people based upon how they're dressed?:no Do you have a signature scent?:sandalwood or egyptian musk essential oil Chapter 4: The FavoritesCity:Portland, Ore. Vacation Spot:anywhere :) Sport:football. Food:chinese (today) Dessert:cheesecake, any kind Drink (Non-Alcoholic):cherry vanilla dr. pepper Drink (Alcoholic):sex on the beach, amaretto sours Eating Location:subway Ice Cream Flavour:mint chocolate chip, maple nut Season:autumn Holiday:Fourth of July Actor:johnny depp Actress:catherine zeta-jones Athlete:michael jordan Athletic Team:green bay packers Decade:80s Recent Memory:slogging through snow to deliver pizza Older Memory:walking around powell's in portland Number:37 Colour:black or red Word:metatarsal Phrase:oy ve Magazine:discover Tacky Pick-Up Line:"did it hurt?" "huh?" "when you fell from heaven..." Language:German Country/ies:Germany, Canada Flower:daisies, dandelions Girl's Name:tessa Boy's Name:noah Chapter 5: This or That?Lefty/Right:right Rock/Country:rock Diamonds/Pearls:neither Blondes/Brunettes:brunettes Puppies/Kitties:kitties Contacts/Glasses:glasses USA/Canada:USA Gold/Silver:silver Hummer Limo/Stretch Limo:hummer limo Gatorade/Powerade:powerade Diet Coke/Regular Coke:regular coke McDonalds/Burger King:burger king Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets:chicken fingers Skiing/Snowboarding:neither. ew. East Coast/West Coast:west, hands down. Jay-Z/Snoop Dogg:snoop Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie:angelina Marissa Cooper/Summer Roberts:summer roberts George Bush/John Kerry:ew. neither. john edwards. Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera:christina Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff:lindsay lohan (redheaded) Tim Horton's/Starbucks?:starbucks Snow Day/Spring Day:spring day London/Paris:london New York/L.A.:new york. Golden Retriever/Chihuahua:golden retriever Morning Person/Night Person:night person Chocolate/Vanilla:vanilla ... at least for ice cream Shower/Bath:bath Love/Money:love Nike/Adidas:bah. Target/Walmart:walmart AIM/MSN Messenger:AIM Blahnik/Birkenstock:birkenstock Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson:twiggy City Mouse/Country Mouse:country mouse Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics:winter olympics NCAA/Professional Sport Leagues:ncaa Mexican Food/Italian Food:mexican food Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband:pink Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez:neither Chapter 6: Do You...Shower every day?:generally Write little memos on your hand?:yes Have any special sleeping requirements, i.e. lights off, left side, etc...:left side with teddy bear Have your driver's liscense?:yes Hold citizenship to more than one country?:no Exercise?:not as much as i should Think you're attractive?:not always Like yourself?:generally Have any weird little habbits?:yes, rechecking the locks Chapter 7: Have You Ever...Gone skinny dipping?:yes Smoked a cigarette?:yes Smoked a cigar?:no Smoked anything else?:no Kissed a member of the same sex?:yes Been in love?:yes Been heartbroken?:yes Shoplifted?:yes Been in a fight?:yes Snuck out of you're parent's house?:no Been chased by the cops?:no Made out with a stranger?:no Had sex with a stranger?:no Lied to a friend?:yes Had a crush on a teacher?:yes Skipped school?:yes, college Been expelled/suspended?:no Thrown up in public?:yes Seen someone die?:no Been to Mexico?:no Been to Europe?:no Been to the Carribbean?:no Been to Australia?:no Flown first class?:no Taken pain killers?:yes Taken sleeping pills?:yes Taken drugs?:yes ODed?:no Got alcohol poisoning?:no Been in an abusive relationship?:emotionally, i think so Rode in a limousine?:no Gone SCUBA diving?:no Gotten stung by jellyfish?:no Gotten stung by a bee?:yes Failed a subject in school?:no Made a snow angel?:yes :) Written a letter to Santa Claus?:yes Slept in your parent's bed because you were scared of something?:yes Been to sleep-away camp?:yes Been on a 3+ day canoe trip?:no Been called a bitch?:no Been called a tease?:no Been called a prude?:no Been called a whore?:*smirk* only in a good way Had detention?:no Been sent to the principal's office?:no Met someone famous?:no Been robbed?:no Been cheated out of a large sum of money?:no Made a prank phone call?:yes Been to the opposite side of the country?:yes Cried yourself to sleep?:yes Hurt yourself on purpose?:yes Kissed in the rain?:no Kissed under a misteltoe?:no Kissed infront of your parents?:no Had a song dedicated to you on the radio?:no Had a book dedicated to you?:no Been mentioned in someone's wedding or bar/bat mitzvah speech?:no Been a bridesmaid?:no Been a maid of honour?:no Sang in the shower?:yes Lost your cell phone and had to get a new one?:no Screamed:yes Had sex in a public washroom?:*lips quirk* not "intercourse," but ... :) Had sex on the beach?:no Had sex at church?:no Had sex at a football game?:no Been thrown in a pool with all your clothes on?:no Broken a bone?:yes Made your own porno?:no Laughed so hard you cried?:yes Cried so hard you laughed?:yes Slept naked?:yes Gone streaking?:no Played ding dong ditch?:no Gotten your hair braided in corn rows?:no Climbed a tree?:yes Thrown up on purpose?:yes Had a threesome?:no Gone on a rollercoaster?:yes Chapter 8: What Makes You...Happy?:good friendships Sad?:stupid cousins Laugh?:my kitty Dance?:swing music Sing?:evanescence songs, for some reason Scared?:the dark. the moon when it's big on the horizon. Horny?:knowing i'm loved. nipples sucked. the weather. waking up in the morning :) Feel good?:orgasms. writing. driving. Feel bad?: feeling helpless. Cry?:animal cruelty. human cruelty. Jealous?:not a lot Envious?:not a lot Scream?:*smirk* Angry?:my kitty eating my leg. abuse. Smile?:a dew-kissed rose. a field of brown-eyed susans. Blush?:being told i'm beautiful. Sleepy?:laying in bed. talking on the phone while doing so. Excited?:buying a new writing tablet. Nervous?:confrontation. Hungry?:not eating. Thirsty?:eating too many salty things. Crazy?:too much caffeine. the hormone swings around my period. Bored?:nights that are too quiet at home Feel strong?:standing up for myself Feel important?:being recognized for things i do Chapter 9: Religion, Morals and BeliefsWhat religion do you practice?:Baptist Have you ever practiced a religion different than the one you practice now?:no, but investigated Wicca Has anyone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?:not really Has anyone ever tried to convert you to another religion?:only an agnostic friend How do you normally respond to door-to-door Mormons or Jeehova's Witnesses?:be respectful, take the literature, and then throw it away Do you/have you been to religious gatherings?:yes Have you ever attended a religious school?:bible college for two years What religion are your parents?:baptist Would they care if you practiced a different religion than them?:"as long as it was in agreement with the bible," no. Do they know what religion you practice?:yes. Are you open about your beliefs?:fairly. Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to impress someone?:no Have you ever disliked someone else, simply because of their religion?:no Do you believe a superior being exhists/existed and created life?:yes How do you feel about Jesus?:i like him better than the OT god. What holy book do you think is most accurate? (Bible, Koran, etc.):i believe the bible, myself, but there can be value in other writings as well Do you believe in one God?:yes Do you believe in many Gods?:if i do, it's as aspects of the one god Do you believe in no God?:no Do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?:yes Do you believe in ANY sort of heaven and hell?:yes Do you think God/the Gods are vengeful or nice?:i tend to see god as vengeful, more than loving. Do you believe in angels and demons?:yes Do you believe in spirits?:yes Do you believe in miracles?:not as a regular practice, but i suppose they COULD happen Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?:yes Do you believe in predestination?:*brain cramp* Do you believe in original sin?:yes Do you believe in freedom of will?:yes, but if you believe in predestination, it's a brain cramp to believe in free will, too Do you believe in souls?:yes Do you believe in a thing called love?:yes Do you believe in astrology or horoscopes?:in some ways, yes, but not enough to base my life on it Do you believe in evolution?:not entirely, but there is definite scientific value to it Do you believe in life on other planets?:not like ET, but probably microorganisms What do you think will happen when we die?: Do you think religion and science will always oppose one another?:yes, because one allows for supernatural while the other does not. science can harmonize with religion, but the reverse is harder. Why do you think we exist?: What would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?:who's right and who's wrong and does it matter? Are you supersticious?:not very Do you dress a certain way because of your religion?:no Do you think people who subscribe to a different religion will go to hell?:once we all die, we'll know for sure Do any of your religious beliefs prevent you from doing certain things?:yes - well, denomination practice, anyhow Do you chant, fast or meditate?:no Do you believe everything/agree with everything about your religion?:no Do you think that no one else is right but yourself?:no Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?:no Do you think everyone should practice your religion?:no Are you interested in learning about other religions?:yes Do you believe in separation of church and state?:yes Are you a democrat, republican, or neither?:libertarian How do you feel about abortion?:i don't like abortion, but i'm not entirely comfortable taking away the option, either How do you feel about gay marriage?:love is love is love. and if people have been in a long-term relationship, they deserve the benefits of marriage How do you feel about marijuana?:there are bigger fish to fry in the drug war How do you feel about cloning?:read one too many sci-fi books about clones running amok to entirely like it :) How do you feel about the death penalty?:i've heard good arguments both ways, and i'm not entirely sure. more than anything, i'd also implement it in particularly heinous sexual crimes. How do you feel about the war in Iraq?:i think bush was right to go, initially. but he's handled it badly since. Did you ever call french fries:no How do you feel about the Bush administration?:ugggh. How do you feel about racism?:it's icky. How do you feel about premaritial sex?:*lips quirk* yes please? honestly, though, i think chuches have handled the discussion badly, considering the premarital sex stats are the same for religious and non-religous. Do you support any charities or causes you believe in?:yes If yes, what are they? If no, why not?:united way, salvation army, libertarian party. would like to donate to RAINN this year Are you a member of any extreme activist group, like PETA?:no Are you a veggeterian or vegan?:have been lacto-ovo vegetarian fora few months, and still try to eat more vegetarian, if not entirely. Chapter 10: RelationshipsDo you consider yourself a good friend?:decent Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?:a few good friends Who are is/are your best friend/s?:liz, alex, christy Are you and your friends cliquey towards others?:well, most of those are more internet friendships, so not really Do you and your friends have a name, like:no Do you have a lot of friends?:no How many would you say you had?:10, 15 true friends? Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:yes Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?:no Are you more outgoing or shy?:shy Do you consider yourself better than your friends?:no Do you and your friends consider yourselves better than other people?:no Do you like to make new friends?:egh. yes, but the whole breaking the ice thing is ick. Do you talk a lot?:not generally Are you a gossip?:no Have you ever lied to one of your friends?:yes Have you ever lied about who your friends are?:no Have you ever revealed a secret which you promised not to tell?:yes How many of your friends are guys?:2 Are you with someone/single/dating?:yes Have you ever been in love?:yes Do you believe in love at first sight?:no. lust, yes. What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?:three years - w/alex. Would you ever be with someone who your friends didn't like?:yes Would you ever be with someone who your family didn't like?:yes Do you care about how people look?:not especially What is the first thing you notice in the opposite gender?:eyes and hands What's your favourite hair colour?:brown What's your favorite eye colour?:brown or blue Short or long hair?:whatever How would you want a significant other to dress?:however he's comfortable Does money matter?:no Would you ever date someone who was sweet but not good looking?:yeah Would you take someone who was good looking but an asshole?:no Have you done either of the above?:no Are you a virgin?:no What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten someone you were dating?:$40 or so? What's the most expensive gift you've ever recieved?:a couple of book crates and a smattering of videos Do you prefer single or double/group dates?:single What's your dream date scenario?:dinner and a movie Do you want to get married?:eh. either way. Do you want to have children?:not particularly, but if it happened, that's OK. Chapter 10: TechnologyWhat type of cell phone do you have?:i don't Is it a camera phone?:no How often do you use your cell phone?:n/a How many people do you have in your cell phone address book?:n/a How often do you text message?:i e-mail/txt a friend of mine on her phone now and then What are the last 4 digits in your cell phone #?:n/a Do you have your own computer?:yes If yes, what kind? If no, who's do you use?:hp pavilion mx50 What is your e-mail address?:wordmad@yahoo.com Do you have MSN Messenger?:no Do you have AIM?:yes Do you have wireless Internet?:no Know HTML?:yes, some How many hours per day do you spend online?:too many Do you have a Sidekick or Blackberry?:no Do you have a digital camera?:no Do you have an iPod? If yes, what kind, and how many songs?:no Chapter 11: EducationWhat college/university do you go to/want to go to?:i went to bible college and a private college in iowa Do you like school?:yes yes yes :) Is your school in a different location than your family?:it was If yes, where, and how far from home are you?:400 miles What sports/extra curriculars are you currently involved in?:none What is your school's athletic team called?:vikings? What is your school mascott?:not sure What are your school colours?:maroon and something. gold? What year was your school founded in?:no idea Who is your school's biggest rival?:don't know Do you feel superior to people who go to other schools?:no What are your grades generally like?:b's and c's What is your year?:graduated in 2000 What is your major/minor?:journalism What would you like to do after graduation?:got a job. What would you like to be when you grow up?:happy Chapter 12: Pick Your Perfect...Pizza:pizza luce! mock duck, barbecue sauce, onions, pineapple and feta cheese. mmm. Bagel:plain or chocolate chip S'more:hershey Sandwich:vegetarian turkey, tomatoes, onions, alfalfa sprouts, veggie cream cheese, and mustard. Sundae:caramel, please :) Chapter 13: Ratings (How Important is/are)Friends:very Family:very Music:very Love:very Happiness:very Money:sorta People:depends Animals:very Life:very Education:very Religion:depends Medication:very Food:very Sleep:veryvery Health:very Nature:very Shopping:sorta Comfort:depends Sex:very Clothes:sorta Phone:very Computer:very Chapter 14: RandomIf you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?:the bad things that happened Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?:nobel What 5 items would you bring with you on a desert island?:a boat, two paddles, a tank of water, and a satchel of food :) Who were you named after?:my middle name is the same as my grandmother's If you could be anything/one you wanted, who/what would you be?:the me i dream i could be If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?:pizza luce :) If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?:germany or the UK Name 15 people in history whom you'd invite to a dinner party:pablo neruda, c.s. lewis, jrr tolkien, neil gaiman, stephen king, ray bradbury, laurel and hardy, st. peter, king solomon, watson and crick, marie curie, the brownings Take this survey | Find more surveys
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