The Music Oracle says...
(X-post from OD)
Using iTunes (or Winamp) - or any media player you use - go through on random play and see what "answers" you get.
1. What do you think of me?
ANGELS FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE GROUND - Willie Nelson
"If you had not have fallen/I would not have found you/angel flying too close to the ground..."
2. Will I have a happy life?
*vaguely alarmed at this answer*
THE FUTURE - Leonard Cohen
"Give me crack and anal sex/Take the only tree thats left/And stuff it up the hole/In your culture..."
3. What do my friends really think of me?
SAVANNAH FLOWERS - Bonepony
"Oh she's a flower in the spring/oh savannah flowers/and we marvel at the miracle and the beauty that revolves around her/oh savannah flowers/and we just watch her grow..."
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
LOVE STINKS - Adam Sandler
"He loves her/she loves this guy right here/and he loves somebody else/you just can't win..."
5. What does (insert SO here) think of me?
LULLABY - Shawn Mullins
"She can't let go and she can't relax/just before she hangs her head to cry/I sing to her a lullaby/everything's gonna be alright..."
6. How can I make myself happy?
CRASH - Dave Matthews Band & DMX (excellent remix, btw)
"Hike up your skirt a little more/and show your world to me..."
7. What should I do with my life?
HOMEWARD BOUND -Simon and Garfunkel
"I’m sittin’ in the railway station/Got a ticket for my destination/On a tour of one night stands/My suitcase and guitar in hand/And every stop is neatly planned/For a poet and a one man band..."
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
IRONIC - Alanis Morisette
"Isn't ironic/don't you think?/it's like rain on your wedding day/it's a free ride when you've already paid/it's the good advice you just didn't take/who would have thought/it figures..."
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
MEMORY - Michael Crawford
"Touch me/It's so easy to leave me/All alone with the memory/Of my days in the sun/If you touch me/You'll understand what happiness is..."
10. Will I ever have children?
CADILLAC PUSSY - Kid Rock
"Talked her on the bus/talked her out of her shorts/no lie, I'm here to report/she had some Cadillac pussy/...man, it'd drive you wild..."
*giggles* Apparently so, at least if I don't use birth control!
11. Will I find a vocation that makes me happy?
OVER AND OVER - Nelly f. Tim McGraw
"Cause it's all in my head/I keep picturing it over and over again..."
12. Can you give me some good advice?
EVERYDAY - Bon Jovi (This Left Seems Right version)
"I had enough of crying/bleeding, sweating, dying/I'm gonna live my life everyday/I'm gonna touch the sky/I'll spread these wings and fly..."
13. How can I make others happier?
FREEDOM - Wynonna
"What we all need is freedom in our hearts..."
14. Will I find true love?
JUST AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG - Three Dog Night
"Just an old fashioned love song/Coming down in three part harmony./To weave our dreams upon and/Listen to each evening when the lights are low./To underscore our love affair/With tenderness and feeling/That we've come to know...."
15. Why is everything so confusing?
CIRCLE - Harry Chapin
"All my life's a circle/sunrise and sundown/the moon rolls through the nighttime/till the daybreak comes around/all my life's a circle/but I can't tell you why/the seasons spinnin' round again/and the years keep rolling by..."
16. Shall we live in dreams? Reality? Do we have to choose?
WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE - The Corrs & Bono
"Laughing with your pretty mouth/laughing with your broken eyes/laughing with your lover's tongue/in a lullabye/.../where do you go when you're lonely?/I'll follow you..."
17. How close are my friends?
I GOT STONED AND I MISSED IT - Dr. Hook
"I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste/Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day/Then my friend/yelled through the transom "grab your coat and get your hat son/There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"/But I laid around a bit/Then I had another hit/Then I rolled myself a bauma/Then I thought about my mama/Then I fooled around, played around/Jacked around a while and then/I got stoned and I missed it..."
At least they'd give me the heads up! :)
18. How sexy am I?
REAL LIVE WOMAN - Trisha Yearwood
"I don't buy the lines in magazines/That tell me what I've gotta be/Don't base my life on a movie screen/Don't fit the mold society
Has Planned/I don't need to be 19 years old/Or starve myself for some weight I'm told/Or turn men's heads down that road/And I thank God I finally know/Just who I am..."
19. How will I change the world?
I'M NO HEROINE - Ani DeFranco
"I'm no heroine/At least, not last time I checked/I'm too easy to roll over/I'm too easy to wreck/I just write about/What I should have done/I just sing/What I wish I could say..."
20. What do you think happiness is?
WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL - Ronan Keating
"The smile on your face lets me know that you need me/there's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me/the touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall..."
Using iTunes (or Winamp) - or any media player you use - go through on random play and see what "answers" you get.
1. What do you think of me?
ANGELS FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE GROUND - Willie Nelson
"If you had not have fallen/I would not have found you/angel flying too close to the ground..."
2. Will I have a happy life?
*vaguely alarmed at this answer*
THE FUTURE - Leonard Cohen
"Give me crack and anal sex/Take the only tree thats left/And stuff it up the hole/In your culture..."
3. What do my friends really think of me?
SAVANNAH FLOWERS - Bonepony
"Oh she's a flower in the spring/oh savannah flowers/and we marvel at the miracle and the beauty that revolves around her/oh savannah flowers/and we just watch her grow..."
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
LOVE STINKS - Adam Sandler
"He loves her/she loves this guy right here/and he loves somebody else/you just can't win..."
5. What does (insert SO here) think of me?
LULLABY - Shawn Mullins
"She can't let go and she can't relax/just before she hangs her head to cry/I sing to her a lullaby/everything's gonna be alright..."
6. How can I make myself happy?
CRASH - Dave Matthews Band & DMX (excellent remix, btw)
"Hike up your skirt a little more/and show your world to me..."
7. What should I do with my life?
HOMEWARD BOUND -Simon and Garfunkel
"I’m sittin’ in the railway station/Got a ticket for my destination/On a tour of one night stands/My suitcase and guitar in hand/And every stop is neatly planned/For a poet and a one man band..."
8. Why must life be so full of pain?
IRONIC - Alanis Morisette
"Isn't ironic/don't you think?/it's like rain on your wedding day/it's a free ride when you've already paid/it's the good advice you just didn't take/who would have thought/it figures..."
9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
MEMORY - Michael Crawford
"Touch me/It's so easy to leave me/All alone with the memory/Of my days in the sun/If you touch me/You'll understand what happiness is..."
10. Will I ever have children?
CADILLAC PUSSY - Kid Rock
"Talked her on the bus/talked her out of her shorts/no lie, I'm here to report/she had some Cadillac pussy/...man, it'd drive you wild..."
*giggles* Apparently so, at least if I don't use birth control!
11. Will I find a vocation that makes me happy?
OVER AND OVER - Nelly f. Tim McGraw
"Cause it's all in my head/I keep picturing it over and over again..."
12. Can you give me some good advice?
EVERYDAY - Bon Jovi (This Left Seems Right version)
"I had enough of crying/bleeding, sweating, dying/I'm gonna live my life everyday/I'm gonna touch the sky/I'll spread these wings and fly..."
13. How can I make others happier?
FREEDOM - Wynonna
"What we all need is freedom in our hearts..."
14. Will I find true love?
JUST AN OLD FASHIONED LOVE SONG - Three Dog Night
"Just an old fashioned love song/Coming down in three part harmony./To weave our dreams upon and/Listen to each evening when the lights are low./To underscore our love affair/With tenderness and feeling/That we've come to know...."
15. Why is everything so confusing?
CIRCLE - Harry Chapin
"All my life's a circle/sunrise and sundown/the moon rolls through the nighttime/till the daybreak comes around/all my life's a circle/but I can't tell you why/the seasons spinnin' round again/and the years keep rolling by..."
16. Shall we live in dreams? Reality? Do we have to choose?
WHEN THE STARS GO BLUE - The Corrs & Bono
"Laughing with your pretty mouth/laughing with your broken eyes/laughing with your lover's tongue/in a lullabye/.../where do you go when you're lonely?/I'll follow you..."
17. How close are my friends?
I GOT STONED AND I MISSED IT - Dr. Hook
"I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste/Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day/Then my friend/yelled through the transom "grab your coat and get your hat son/There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away"/But I laid around a bit/Then I had another hit/Then I rolled myself a bauma/Then I thought about my mama/Then I fooled around, played around/Jacked around a while and then/I got stoned and I missed it..."
At least they'd give me the heads up! :)
18. How sexy am I?
REAL LIVE WOMAN - Trisha Yearwood
"I don't buy the lines in magazines/That tell me what I've gotta be/Don't base my life on a movie screen/Don't fit the mold society
Has Planned/I don't need to be 19 years old/Or starve myself for some weight I'm told/Or turn men's heads down that road/And I thank God I finally know/Just who I am..."
19. How will I change the world?
I'M NO HEROINE - Ani DeFranco
"I'm no heroine/At least, not last time I checked/I'm too easy to roll over/I'm too easy to wreck/I just write about/What I should have done/I just sing/What I wish I could say..."
20. What do you think happiness is?
WHEN YOU SAY NOTHING AT ALL - Ronan Keating
"The smile on your face lets me know that you need me/there's a truth in your eyes saying you'll never leave me/the touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall..."