Here's your goddamned official notice!

[callme_sensei]

Attention peons students, teachers and staff members of Spero Academy:

In light of the upcoming Physical Examinations, I am requiring MANDATING you to pick up a form outside the infirmary, fill out the necessary information and return it on or before the day of the Physical as they will be included in the report I will make to the admin

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[vivalareno]

[ooc; FORGIVE ME (AND RENO) AHEAD OF TIME! PLEASE! SORRY! I'm sure he does this EVERY year. Imagine the most messy yet readable printing ever, times it by ten, then imagine any strikes scribbled out so much he sometimes ripped the paper... and you'll have Lord of Sex' Reno's form.]

Name: Reno Lord of Sex.              Gender: A buffet of manliness, if you will.
Age: Young, but experienced.        Sexuality: I love everyone.
Rank & Concentration: I'm concentrating enough on this as it is.

1. I've had sex 'over-the-counter'. Drugs? No.

2. Air. Breathing. Filling out this form. I'm breaking out in hives right now!

3. By regularly, do you mean like, normally? Like, using a knife and fork and eating off a plate? Because y'know, sometimes, it's fun to eat things off of people~ ♥ Like chocolate syrup, or frosting... Man, I'm getting hungry just thinking about this question.

4. Where's the fun in having a bedtime when you could be out having fun?

5. Sex. Being a smartass. Guns in my face. Guns in my mouth. Sex. Getting in trouble. Sex.

[callme_sensei]

[[A barrel of laughs, this is~ xDDD But since you've mentioned that Reno is doing this every year, then I hope it's safe to say that Umeda already knows him? Is that okay with you?]]

[vivalareno]

[ooc; Absolutely fine with me. I'm sure he even uses 'Lord of Sex' every year too, just so Umeda doesn't forget him~]

[callme_sensei]

[[Great~♥ We'll see the God in Physical then~♥♥♥]]

[gunkink]

Name: Rufus ShinRa    Gender: Male
Age: 25                    Sexuality: I can't see how this has anything to do with anything.
Rank & Concentration: Teacher

1. I'm constantly downing aspirin like it's candy, but that's about it.

2. Annoying redheads None that I can think of.

3. When my schedule allows for it, yes.

4. I tend to stay up late and wake up early, but.. I guess that's somewhat normal.

5. Drinking, shooting things... I think that's it...

6. Of course I have.

7. If you can detect aspirin, then that's all you'd find.

8. ...What in the hell kind of a question is that?

Rufus ShinRa
Rufus ShinRa

[machinanulgcdyn]

[ooc; Please pardon all the random Al Bhed. The part in question one says 'fucking idiot,' and the part in question five says 'Every closet has skeletons,' and then the part in the P.S. is obviously vulgar, no? He only partially scribbled out that strike.]

Name: Gippal.      Gender: Male.
Age: 18.              Sexuality: Shouldn’t matter as long as it feels right.
Rank & Concentration: Novice ;; Engineering.

1. All I’ve ever used and all I’ll ever use are Al Bhed potions or some spells. Last time I used a potion though, was after that vilgehk eteud blew me up in the hangar the beginning of August.

2. Well, they’re rare out in the desert, but cherries have always made me real sick.

3. I try to. Gotten into a bad habit of skipping lunch, though, and since coming here, I don’t usually get breakfast. Eat a big dinner, though.

4. No. Never have. Why? Work, got too much on my mind, nightmares...

5. Ajano lmucad ryc cgamaduhc... Yeah. Let’s see... I was raised to have trust issues, I’m sleeping with my best friend, I still have those

[mistedeyez]

Name: Paine              Gender: Female
Age: Eighteen            Sexuality: Nonexistent
Rank & Concentration: Novice; Field Operative

1. I do not take any drugs.
2. No allergies present.
3. The last meal
4. A lot of the time is spent studying, so sleep happen during class or the weekend.
5. Threatening to kick everyone's' ass and making sure those threats go through undisturbed
6. What the...? How are you going to ask anyone if they shagged yet? How is this a proper question towards a physical? No, I haven't.
7. I'm not the one to go out and party so it'll be clean.
8. Not a god damn bloody soul will ever lay their smutty hands on me. What kind of doctor asks pointless questions like these? I swear, the Academy must be begging for people if they let perverts like you in here.

Paine

Paine

[faythlessprayer]

[ooc: All those strikes except the last one have been completely scribbled out. The last one is still somewhat legible~]

Name: Baralai      Gender: Male
Age: 20              Sexuality: That's nobody's business but my own
Rank & Concentration: Field Op/Novice

1. I've used a few potions here and there, but the last time I used any properly was years ago.

2. None

3. Usually. I tend to skip breakfast on days I have early classes.

4. I... have nightmares more often than not. They tend to keep me up...

5. Keeping secrets, being a hypocrite If eating too many sweets is a vice, than yes.

6. ...If you must know... yes, I have.

7. You'd find I was completely clean of any such thing.

8. Hrmph. Such vulgarity. There's only one person and I'm already sleeping with him, anyway.

Baralai
Baralai