sometimes it seems so simple that i could cry ( Read more... )

its like when you've come down from this high, this natural high and you realize that there's two sides to everything, there's either something really great waiting for you or there's nothing at all ( Read more... )

women are such fucking head aches.

no wonder i always thought lesbians were crazy.
screwing with your gender should be illegal.

oh yeah, it always has been. at least in the state of florida

i didn't realize what a crazy city we live in until recently. the other day coming back from work there was a terrible traffic jam on kendall drive heading west. not surprising, i know. but on this day it took me an hour and forty minutes to get from 107th to 157th. it was worse than that day there was a gas leak at varela and we all evacuated to ( Read more... )

its 5:04AM
i get these small windows of time where i am productive
i am afraid to pass them up

i am afraid i'll get drunk with laziness again

things i see on a day to day basis:

speed bumps
discarded ash
traffic lights
underpants
light sockets
clocks
tooth brush
old senile menopausal women

i want to be surrounded by trees. swallowed by silence and enveloped in pitch black darkness at nighttime. the only thing i'd miss is my pillow.

absolutely awesome past couple of days
yayyyyy

there should be a robot to replace people in the workforce. so when i'm too fucking lazy to get up for work my robot will show up for me. and when i don't want to show up for school my robot will say here during attendance and take notes. when i don't want to get out of bed to watch tv with you my robot will entertain you with some cheap jokes ( Read more... )

anyone have a 8-10 page paper on a hallucinogenic substance they would like to recycle? i'll be glad to take it off your hands.

Bienvenido a Miami

Miami is the most Hispanic large city in the 50 U.S. states. Over the course of 30 years, Spanish speakers-
overwhelmingly Cuban-established their dominance in virtually every aspect of the city's life,
fundamentally changing its ethnic composition, culture, politics, and language. The Hispanization of Miami
is without precedent in ( Read more... )