The Gospel Truth

[callmepatty]

This is from today's Dilbert comic strip:

The source of all unhappiness is other people.
The sooner you learn to see people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.

Hallelujah!

Well, sometimes. Today I'm in love with the world because it was the first beautiful day. People though, are an especially unpleasant pain in the ass sometimes-it must

Comments

[jugglemylimes]

Alright. I'm all over the noisy furniture thing. It's my new way of life, as of now.

Let's move all these people out of the way.

[anonymous]

wow!
that is an amazing idea
so, lets see.....
vinny is a footstool that gets in the way and you often trip over....
fleming is the old moth ridden chair that has been in the attic to long and it has a particular stench around it, and its sitting there in your living room , but no on e wants to get rid of it simply because no one is getting willing to get close enough to it and you tell guest that its there to sdd character while directing their attention elsewhere....
oh this is fun!!!!
i'll have to think of more
noisy furniture, who would've thunkedid???
-wanders away to ponder her inner furniture-
grace

[jugglemylimes]

hahahahahaha the fleming description is priceless;
she'd probably even give you bonus points or something if you wrote it in a poem because it's so descriptive.