So I dont know what the hell was with yesterday. I have never been on such a roll in my life. It wasn't so much a roll as a goddamn rampage. I worked every male employee of oaks park into free rides, got a discount at the skating rink, got free desserts at the montage, got the waiter to stop waiting tables in the middle of the busy resturant so ( Read more... )

Dear Trish ( Read more... )

Ive lost my mind. But only just a little bit. Everyone around me? Losing their minds as well.

Where is my mind?

I was swimming in the carribean.

You're walking the thin line
between here and out of control
but you kept me in mind
you've got the papercuts to prove it
and your sea sick smile
screams sweet nausea
seventy six (oh-three) was a good year for me
its been uphill since and...Don't cry ( Read more... )

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I am tapping out and declaring shananagins on this entire day ( Read more... )

I offically have a house.

My first doorbell.

My first hardwood floors.

My first driveway.

My first front porch.

My first seprate living room, kitchen, family room, laundry room and dining room.

My first backyard.

My first living space with no upstairs, downstairs or side to side neighbors.

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My first fun night out in a long, long ass time. Went to duffs with whilma for bingo hoping they wouldnt card. The underage gods were smiling and i got in. Yeah. I won. 3 times. In between games Drew taught us to get our goddamn groove on and i re-learned to swing. And do the . . . stroll ( Read more... )

So

Err...

. . .

...Oops

But on a lighter note, i found a hundred dollar bill laying in the street downtown last night.

I guess it made up for it.

Whoomp whoomp whoomp.

I love Jeeves. And Slutter. And Chuck E. Cheese. And the beach. Oh. . . And trips to california.

Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.