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[callow_explorer]

I was thinking about the alphabet the other day and how it would make the English language a lot more interesting we could freshen it up a bit.  We could create a new sequence of letters.  I'd recommend keeping the same letters and sounds only changing the order of the letter

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[newmistakes]

Do you mean just four letter words or do you mean FOUR LETTER WORDS? And if you mean the latter, then you are a dirty sicko! A language comprised of all rude words - the very idea!!

I think the language is already structured in a non-alphabetised way on keyboards - why don't we just go with our Qwertys instead of our ABCs?

[callow_explorer]

This all started out pretty innocently. Of course I meant the former, however if one or two of the latter were to find their way through who is to say it wouldn't be for the best?

What about those who don't use QWERTY keyboards and have the more confusing AZERTY. I used a keyboard like that somewhere before and it was awful. It made typing a complete nightmare. Perhaps we should like at bringing in a uniformed keyboard before we start on the alphabet.

[newmistakes]

I have never seen an AZERTY and don't believe they exist, like leprechauns and Estonians!

[callow_explorer]

What a sheltered life you have led. Imagine never letting your finger tips grace an AZERTY keyboard. I feel bad for your fingers.

[newmistakes]

I don't have to imagine that - my fingertips have lived it! My fingers are monogamous, which is more than I can say for your AZERTY straying digits - they're cheap floozies, every one of them!