Oh hai Palmberg. *duct tapes his mouth*

[callumvixen]

The most awesome and brave

Comments

[umbrella_half]

Wow. ...Interesting. It looks like the kind of movie that would have you clawing your eyes out after five minutes. And then putting them back in to watch Callum. I thoroughly approve of your palette cleansing technique (in a way that may well be illegal in Alberta, Manitoba and Saskatchewan).

Also, I love his facial hair. Nghn.

Also, he looks buffer than normal.

Also, tighty-whiteys are just wrong.

[callumvixen]

Callum is beyond hot in this, even though I just want to put duct tape over his mouth. Buff nom nom nom. *licks*

If one were to MAKE a Palmberg paper doll, let's say, it would HAVE to be bound with duct tape. *looks innocent* Muahahaha.

And? The tighty whiteys need to come off.

[bluebelle789]

Oh thank god for Ed at the end there. *lunges at his thighs* nnrrgghh

Ahem.

I never noticed Palmberg with the nick in his eyebrow before. Huh. Also, he is very impressive in that underwear. Not that I was staring too much or anything... *g*

[callumvixen]

Ed. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. *drools*

That underwear pic is.... distracting. I mean.. that package. That PACKAGE. OH HAI.

[counterfeitcoin]

K, so I've never actually seen this movie because it sounded...well, as bad as it probably is? (Srsly, Callum, why?) But what's with the guy in the vest and what exactly leads up to Palmberg unzipping his pants in the middle of a kitchen?

[callumvixen]

It is a very bad movie. Ugh. All cliches.

As posted above, re: pants unzipping:

"In that scene, Callum had to create a distraction in the kitchen.... so he went up to that poor lad and threatened to, uh, go to the bathroom right then and there, unless that guy helped him find the washroom. And it was supposed to be a funny scene. lol."

[counterfeitcoin]

Oh, sorry, I totes missed that comment.

Seriously, how does he do such great movies and then such awful ones? D:

[callumvixen]

It's truly a mystery why he did this movie. Perhaps he always wanted to play a hockey player? Or maybe he just really wanted a paycheque .... or maybe someone told him this would be a good movie? Even after he read his character's awful dialogue? A mystery.

[nos4a2no9]

Lalalala I haven't seen this horrible movie all the way through, so I can pretend someone just filmed The Hockey AU and these are the stills. La la la...

[callumvixen]

lalalalalalala I like how you think! &hearts

[roadrunner1896]

I was not sure if it is a good or a bad thing to wake up to this, but with the palate cleanser I will go with good.

*licks Ed*

*would never lick Palmberg, cause who knows where he has been*

[callumvixen]

The palate cleanser REALLY helps *g*

I would like to give Palmberg a really good scrubdown. And then lick him. :)

[roadrunner1896]

But wouldn't dragging him to a shower give you flashbacks to that certain scene and kill the mood again?

*licks various other Callum characters who seem much more lickable*