you know its a sad world when you realize the difference between pessimism and realism is slim to none.

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

if what you believe is that which you see ( Read more... )

You know your new pair of jeans are tight when you assign a full day for "breaking them in"...where you spend the whole day in the privacy of your home, doing all kinds of yoga maneuvers and stretches so that when they make their public debut you can actually sit down much less move ( Read more... )

Phenominal Woman.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit fashion model's size
But when i start to tell them,
they think I'm telling lies.
I say,
I'ts in the reach of my arms,
the span of my hips
the stride of my step
the curl of my lips.
I'm a woman.
Phenominally.
Phenominal woman, that's me.
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The difference between men and women.

When a woman hangs up on a man, he better call back.

When a man hangs up on a woman, that's the end of the conversation.

I am going to write a book ( Read more... )

my life plan so far ( Read more... )

i am soooo fucking bored. I've been bored since i woke up. I was bored yesterday too. There is nothing to do, this is so gay, im so bored im on the verge of crying. crying i tell you.

OH. MY. GOD.

lee invited me over, so thats where im going.