This clip has been all over the internet because it's sensational, and I just wanted to put it up in lights here, to be worshipped for eternity. I got shivers. This is why I want to be a copywriter, an art director, all of the above whatever just watch the ad.

Australia rules!http://www.bigad.

That date that I had with that guy? Yep he's a toss. I wrote him an email the next workday, monday, and I go, 'I'm sad distract me'. He goes 'distract you? Umm... I like going...' referring to how he likes going down on chicks. When I am in a pissed off mood, I do not want to hear about my pussy, I'm sorry. I thought it was disgraceful, and I told ( Read more... )

Correspondence to Mark after he rang me at work, goes all serious ( Read more... )

I realised that I didn't update. Pretty busy ( Read more... )

This is a letter to a friend, written from work today. And so it begins ( Read more... )

Well I’m happy to be here ( Read more... )

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Yes! This is awesome!!!

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Hi Future Veronica. Don't worry I'm sure you look fabulous ( Read more... )

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