Like the premise to a bad teen movie...

[calonjecks]

For the past few months, I’ve been struggling socially. Not because I’m some sort of social leper… I found a nice hidey-hole in society that seems to suit me just fine. It’s more than, I seem to be very dateless

Comments

Tis Dee here

[anonymous]

I'm totally serious, get a hot new pair of specks and you're totally in. <3 love you mister brother dear. You can TOTALLY get a girl. Because you're amazing. :)

[kryson]

No anal until the second date.

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I mean, you go dude. 60 pounds? That's like amazing. I can't lose any weight, I just suck.

Just look at things from good angles. Like for instance, what do you have to lose? Really? You obviously look better than ever, you seem to be pretty good these days. And this is without a girl. So if she doesn't want to, then so what? You're still da man. If she does, then WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! See what I'm saying? And at least she lives near you. -.-;

[ardan_angel]

Also, if someone as lame as me can get a girl to attach herself to him, it shouldn't really be a problem for you Cal. Although, apparently acting and dressing like John Wayne or Clint Eastwood is the key to any woman's heart and/or underwear drawer. Just ask Roland.