Because Reality is to Fucking Stange as is...

[calonjecks]

There are times when I find myself digging, scratching away at the build-up that’s coated my brain like protein stains on a hotel bed sheet, and wondering where my perception of reality begins, and my much-adored bullshit ends

Comments

[sid6kitty]

That was both amusing and unusually odd. I honestly wonder what sort of mental route you were driving down. Was it Route 66 again? Ya know, the one with the broken down gas station that the permanently 16-year-old still works at, despite having failed to receive both payment or product for years.

And I stand by my message, dude. You would make an awesome father. Seriously. There isn't a soul I know better who could make a better father.

The Old Man will shut-ith Up-ith now.

[calonjecks]

I can't explain what this is, because I really don't know myself suffice it to say it's all true.

But yeah... If I have a kid, he will be named Cal. And if it's a girl... Calina? Hell no. I'd say Simone, but that's like guaranteeing her a lucrative job on a pole for the rest of her life. Also: Vivid Video.

[kryson]

When I was in Elementary School, the years before puberty and the harshness of life turned me into a monster, I was an absolute stud. Every girl I knew had those little girlish crushes on me. In Kindergarten, I had two girlfriends of sorts. Then I became a bully and was way too cool to hang around girls. Well, except one, but that's a long story. Still the girls were all into me. I never did anything with any girl back then, except maybe a hug or two. My first kiss was reserved

[ardan_angel]

Oddly enough, my name was Gabriel since my mom was pregnant of me for about a month or two. Soon as she found out. I think that's a pretty cool fact.

Anyways, it's pretty easy to be a parent for the most part. I mean, look how many fucking retarded people we have in the world, and they raise kids mostly fine. You, being not retarded, have a huge advantage over them, and so your kids would grow up to be upstanding citizens. Or superheroes. I dunno. In any case, I agree with Miku's belief that having kids would be fucking terrifying. Little demons that you can't hit, if you ask me. *muttermutters*