so kiss me goodbye honey i'm gonna make it out alive so kiss me goodbye i can see the venom

[calsabon]

Dear GOD this is the most painful text I've ever had to read ever ever.

And this is what I want to do with my life?

>_<

I'm telling you, when I write academic papers and they get published in collections like this, I'm putting in references to monkeys, leprechauns, and writing the whole thing in iambic pentameter.

*dies*

Comments

[releaseyoursoul]

You have to make sure you reference pirates somewhere in there! tell me when that comes out.. We can turn it into a musical =)

[oddprofessor]

Don't forget puppies. Free puppies.

[calsabon]

But the puppies will get smushed when they put they papers into a book!

D:

[gwr_gwir]

or maybe in dactylic hexameter?