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Paul Blart: Mall Cop
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I love my new wireless headphones
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Here's a snippet of javascript I wrote today. This will help me to use a single form in a multiple step process (registration) and in a single step (editing an existing account). When I refactored it to eliminate code duplication, I came up with a neat little strategy which I call the "puff, puff, pass" approach. See the middle part of ( Read more... )

Some days you just wake up proud and grateful to be an American. Our government is far from perfect (it can't quite stop itself from using the blank check on China's account) but I know we run a true meritocracy (or just about as close as society has ever gotten). Witness Barack Obama. A black man who is truly competent and lives up to his ( Read more... )

Nobody knows how it went down. More and more, the wild-eyed ideas seem plausible -- it was hijacked by terrorists and the first thing they did was cut the communications link; they just had to pull the right plug or snip the right wire, right? They were in unmonitored (by radar) intercontinental airspace the last we saw them. Well, where could ( Read more... )

This is an actual bit of code from my recent work:

// Paid, naked and related: just how we like 'em!
const XTYPE_PAID = 1;
const XTYPE_NAKED = 3;
const XTYPE_RELATED = 4; // unused by us at this time

public $willGetPaid;
public $willGetNaked;
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My mother thinks I may need to get an x-ray. I may have broken my finger riding the mechanical bull. I think it's just a nasty-looking sprain. Just another weekend in Vegas. The wedding was a blast, a real rockabilly hoedown.