004 - FATTY'S BACK

[calzonewithlegs]

Madonn', there ain't no fuckin' place like Jersey. I know we got a couple good cooks in the kitchen, but you ain't had real food til you hit some of the joints we got back home.

Fuckin' weird, though, Jan seemed kinda... I dunno, different, and what was with that fuckin' thing on Artie's head? Worst toupee I ever seen.

So, what'd I miss?

[OOC

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[k_lee_frye]

I remember you!

How've you been?

[calzonewithlegs]

Me? I got no complaints. Wish I could'a stayed longer, though.

[papa_bing]

OHH! Look what the fuckin' cat dragged in.

[calzonewithlegs]

Hey, Skip'. How things been?

1/2 - Oops, thought I'd replied to this.

[papa_bing]

Eh, you know.

2/2 - Private

[papa_bing]

Actually, tell ya the truth, it's been fuckin' weird.

[muddershero]

Not a whole helluva lot. Had a flood, a lot of people turned into kids .

[calzonewithlegs]

Turned into kids? You gotta be fuckin' with me. Madonn', am I glad to get a fuckin' break from this weird shit.

[calzonewithlegs]

Yeah. Jersey. Really. You got a problem with that?

PRETEND HE'S NOT SANTA HERE.

[calzonewithlegs]

Oh! The fuck do you know about Jersey, huh?

LOOK WHO IT IS LOLOLOL

[thatlibbychick]

Bobby! I'm glad you're back!

SUP BABE

[calzonewithlegs]

Hey, Libby. It's good to be back-- I mean, this place ain't Heaven or nothin', and it sure ain't home, but... there are some people I'd miss anywhere else.

by "a lot of us," she totally means herself

[thatlibbychick]

A lot of us would have been sad to see you gone for good.

[calzonewithlegs]

Good to know I was missed! This place may be weird 'n all, but it sure is hospitable...