This vacation officially takes the cake for sucking the biggest, juiciest, hairiest balls (whoops, that was pretty raunch, sorry).

Haha.

But I do love Moose...
and water...
and pez (as always)...
and Frank Zappa...
and air is pretty rad...

this cartoon is cool too:

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Wow. This year was... horrible, great, depressing, stresssssssssstastic, lovely, grody, gnarly, poooo-ish, fun, pretty, ugly, hysterical... and most of all, BROODALICIOUS.

I learned that...
-I'm smart, but also very stupid ( Read more... )

I'm at my mom's work right now all by myself, staring at her boss's amazing tropical fishies, attempting to write college essay no. 1. And BOY oh BOY, is it ever taking a lonnnng time ( Read more... )

Yesterday I got run over by a rack of band chairs, this morning my cat clawed my neck and made me bleed, after school I lost my car keys (and they're still lost, I might add...), and now I have a piece of glass stuck in my finger. But alas, it is the first night of vacation; someone could rip off my pinky toes and feed them to me and I'd still be ( Read more... )

I feel like beating somebody over the head with a metal chair. Right now, that sounds like good fun.

"ca y'est c'est reparti je me divise en deux
je suis toute a la fois l'acteur et le decor
je ne sais ou vais ou je vais le saurais-je
je ne vais nulle part mais a toute vitesse"Why do people go bad? Is it in their genes? If so, that's not cool ( Read more... )

Um... yeah... some hot/ugly/random/sketchy pictures of me, Andrea, and Kat. I would update for real, but I need sleep to the maxxxximum. Mmmm...

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What a wretched week. Blargh.

Tomorrow:-Bang Sesh in the mornin ( Read more... )

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Hawky McJones died on Sunday while I was feeding him more liver. :( I only cried for 10 minutes. I wanted to cry for longer but I was too tired. It was depressing. I miss him. His smelly box is in the garage and every time I see it I feel angry ( Read more... )

My dad almost threw away McCrea's water bottle!! But I rescued it. I'm going to put in in a spinning glass case... with blinking lights... and singing angels... XD ( Read more... )