According to the EMTs-in-training who were sitting near me at lunch yesterday, it is possible to die of a pot overdose- if one smokes 512 pounds in 24 hours.

I'll bet I could make it to 600 before mellowing to death. Any takers?

Leave your name and ( Read more... )

James Erwin sums me up in six concise, random statements ( Read more... )

Hooray for random acts of Dada.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

There's a wench on the Pentacrest handing out newspaper sailor hats even now.

My roommate has either developed a degenerative brain disorder or embarked on a systematic exploration of the farthest frontiers of laziness ( Read more... )

The Halloween party this year has a cinema theme; I'm supposed to dress as a character from a movie.

Any suggestions, those of you who know what I look like?

All ideas, however weird or perverse, will be entertained, as long as they don't involve outright nudity on my part.

You know, despite appearances to the contrary, I don't actually care that much about Pat Robertson...but, dang, weird stuff with his name attached keeps popping up. Apparently Katrina relief cash is flowing into Pat's "willfully...misleading," Charles-Taylor-lovin' fingers ( Read more... )

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

Everyone's already seen these, right?

If not, your life begins today.

Went to a fitness fair the other day and was given a body-fat test ( Read more... )

A new study published in PNAS suggests that Asians and North Americans literally see the world differently. Chinese test subjects, shown a picture of a stream, focused on the overall system: rocks, water, etc. American eyes went immediately to the trout in the foreground- or, as one researcher put it, "The Americans would go straight for the ( Read more... )