How to choose the lesser of two evils?

[camel0t]

Those bastards at the Water Park of America. By the way NEVER GO THERE!!! OK I got that out of my system. Those rat face bastards refuse to pay for my medical. I had to beg, and I DO MEAN BEG, to get them to refund me the room

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[hellbob]

Go get 'em, tiger! You're right, if they had shown any form of true customer care, they wouldn't deserve the sharks. As it is, give them both barrels!

Sounds like you've already got some great ambulance chasers lined up. The only thing I know to suggest is that some of them have some sneaky "take all the money in the end" contracts, but that's only the smaller ones.