So I was at work yesterday, and Spank comes upstairs into the office saying that there are ladies screaming at a man about having his pants down in the theater and that they were calling 911. My immediate reaction was to go and hide and not deal with it, but because I get paid a whopping dollar seventy five more then everyone else, I sucked it up ( Read more... )

I love it when people misinterpret everything you do.

HEY HEY HEY ( Read more... )

Wednesday: WNCC at a house of a grandma who writes erotic poetry ( Read more... )

i knew it. i'm not stupid. but now i feel stupid because nobody told me. did they think i would freak out or something? i mean, i know i'm crazy, but i'm not that crazy. for goodness sakes. this is a good thing though. a great thing actually. nobody gives me enough credit around here ( Read more... )

i got the other side of my lip pierced today ( Read more... )

things to shout yay! over:

1. new friends
2. venus fly traps
3. tapes
4. emotional comprehension
5. school almost being over
6. innuendos
7. snails
8. old friends
9. fiche
10. sprinkles
11. curry
12. 157
13. diet cola
14. leftovers
15. mushrooms
16. clean clothes
17. umbrellas
18. coffee
19. full ketchup bottles

never try, never fail.
an ambition, i learned, can only lead to failure.

I love Haley and Jasper. And not just because they are both really really incredibly good in bed either. Though it helps.

my stomach in is a constant state of anxiety ridden knots ( Read more... )