i tried to leave my window open but the wind blew it shut.

i cannot find my watch and this fills me with rage.

sometimes i find music on my itunes that i do not remember downloading.

i have class in an hour and i am frightenedddd.

reading the wheaton wire online was not actually the most pathetic thing i've done all evening, it was reading all my old livejournal entries. and then writing another post about it. some interesting things i found when not reading my livejournal entries ( Read more... )

Okay, so that failed miserably. never mind ( Read more... )

Ahoy mateys. Happy talk like a pirate day! the city of edinburgh has a holiday today, and i am naturally assuming it's in honor of pillagers and plunderers everywhere. to celebrate this glorious day i took a three hour nap. and then had a lunch consisting of a croissant with jam (stolen from the dining hall), yogurt (stolen, eaten with an equally ( Read more... )

in scotland, you are not a real man until you put vodka in your eye. in your EYE i tell you. and then rock out to Hanson.

i am going to be broke, dead from alchohal poisoning, or both by the time i get back to wheaton.

hello from scotland. i wish i could say some fancy thing like "ciao from italia" or "bonjour from fraunce," but no. apparently they say "och aye" a lot here, but i have yet to hear it. it's on my to-do list ( Read more... )

i drank to much coffee this morning and my stomach went on strike and tried to kill me. i am not used to real coffee, but crap of the wheaton and dunkin donuts variety. at work today i almost sliced off my finger, after splashing burning hot oil on it. i only succeeded in cutting off a slice. yum yum. upon arriving home, i began talking to ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

did you know russian dressing is made from mayonaisse, ketchup, and relish?

personally, i find this disgusting. a lot more disgusting than it looks.

i think they should call it american dressing

today at the creamery, two of the other girls were discussing colleges. one is going to take classes at umo and thomaston and come away in two years with an associates in art with a concentration in photography. she wants to do things like wedding photos and portraits. it is nearly unfathomable to me that people go into school knowing what they ( Read more... )