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'Ear 'ear
The Husband: "Tell me you didn't buy "Ambre Solaire Factor 50 Sunblock Stick For Kids" to put on White Cat's ears ( Read more... ) -
Not casting a clout.
It's summer. This is the time of year when it is traditional for people to wear very little clothing because it is hot. Or, if you live in Aberdeen, for people to wear very little clothing and pretend that it is hot. Because it isn't ( Read more... ) -
The Customer Is Always Right
I had phone call from an irate customer at Container World today. Her gripe was that when we had rented her our lovely container, we had promised to match the price of our competitor, Container Land. Apparently we had not done so, and an invoice for the wrong amount had been sent out ( Read more... ) -
Tesco. Because Hell isn't bad enough.
So, there I am trundling around Tesco this morning trying to get my shopping done, and running late as usual because they've bloody well moved everything again*, and also because my life is just generally running late... by about 3 years, I think, and all I can think of is that I just want to get the whole thing over and done with as fast as I can ( Read more... ) -
A Volcanic Eruption? On *My* Geothermally-Active Planet?...
...It's more likely than you think ( Read more... ) -
Ars gratia Artis
Was going to muse further on Volcano vs Aeroplane, but was driven to apoplectic rage by the sighting in its natural habit of the greater-spotted Internet Bugbear:
THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ON THE INTERNET - PART ONE OF SOME
The word asshat
That is not a word, that is an abomination. The word you are looking for is ARSEHOLE. The sentiment you wish ( Read more... ) -
Something In The Air
UK Airports Closed Due To Volcanic Eruption
OMG!!! THIS IS A DISASTER OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS!!!eleventyone!11
A-the-boss is supposed to be going on holiday on Sunday! By aeroplane! Other-A and L have been counting down the minutes - nay, the very seconds! If he doesn't go, wrists will be slit, mark my words!! (with any luck, A-who-irons ( Read more... ) -
Unhinged.
So, the unfortunately-named iPad is upon us, and I shall not be getting one because my cute little eee does all that and more, but I can imagine that there are many people who don't have an eee or something of that ilk, and for whom the 'Pad will be a joyous gateway to the sort of futuristic living that we all crave, in which case good luck to them ( Read more... )
