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Jul 13, 2006 07:26

havent posted in awhile. why? because i havent been pissed off in awhile. i am so fucking mad at my dogs right now and i need to vent. this is the second fucking morning i have woken up to sticking my hand in dog piss on my bed!!! its fucking gross! cold fucking piss! yesterday morning i was like, oh shit, it happens and hes just a dumb dog for not ( Read more... )

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loveintheruins July 13 2006, 15:40:01 UTC
I was reading through some of my old posts where you and I just had conversations that Tisha found entertaining.

We should really do that again sometime!

Moses is having a pooping on the carpet problem too. And peeing - he walks while he pees.

Oh, and he also eats the cat's shit. I'm not using the word shit like "shit" but like real shit.

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cammygetyogun July 13 2006, 15:57:09 UTC
well thank you for clarifying about the cats "shit"! i was unaware that your cat shat two different shats. the regular shit and the real shit. my dog just shits. luckily, not in the house anymore. matt was getting so pissed that he had to clean it up since he got home before i did, so he would leave it for me...4 hours!!! then he would get so pissed off cuz he would come home from work, feed the dogs, and then take a 3 hour nap. "why dont you get something for ransom so he quits shitting after he eats?!?" well, dude, thats cuz he just ate and they need to shit after they eat. so then he would leave the back door open for them to leave and enter when they pleased. id get a call from him as i was getting off work and it goes like this ( ... )

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loveintheruins July 13 2006, 16:04:15 UTC
See *I* use the word shit for everything. He could be eating their shit (food), or their shit (just the litter, minus the shit), or their shit (any hairballs they might have coughed up), or their shit (their tails) or their shit (their poop).

IT HAS SO MANY USES - SHIT IS PROBABLY THE MOST VERSATILE WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY!!!

What song is that, by the way?

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cammygetyogun July 13 2006, 16:11:52 UTC
hahahha its drowning pool. we use to hear it at least twice on the kaddy korner nights...

yeah, thats true. i never thought about that. i use the shit word for everything.

this food tastes like shit.(meaning the food tasting like shit)
damn, i wish i didnt have to step on this shit(me walking on poop)
who farted? it smells like shit(someone blew ass)
dude, can you close the door when you shit?(matt leaving the door open to poop)

yeah, i guess it is versatile

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