some people say ( and i know some people say a lot of things) that champagne or wine is sweet sweet nectar of the gods. well, i say you are all wrong and i hope you die knowing that. vicks sinux nasal spray is the shit! i didnt get much sleep last night because my left nostril was all plugged up with boogers. i got some of this stuff this morning ( Read more... )

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i have to say that ben harper is the shit!!! and thank the heavens above for betjazz!!!

he plays his guitar like its no ones business and then fucks your mind with his slide.

...now im gonna go burn one down

this cliche seems to be my daily routine ( Read more... )

there once was a dog named rigby. rigby loved to just chill out when his owners were away.

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The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
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i have had 3 roommates in my life from nebraska and they are all the same. all lived near omaha and all came from different walks of life. but all of these bastards are all the same ( Read more... )

matt and i are fathers now. we felt there was something missing in our house. we did what anyone would do. we cleaned. still something was missing. we rearranged furniture. still something was missing. so we did what any single hetero bachelors would do; buy a dog. a big dog that would make all the rest of the dogs in the neighborhood run and hide ( Read more... )

so ive been thinking too much today. with all the stuff i have to do at work and all the stuff at home...hell everything! im just tired of everything. i need something new. i need a new challenge. i need something i can wrap my mind around. i need to just venture out and discover something. by this, i mean not that im looking for a cure for any ( Read more... )

so i got home tonight at 530. matthew was playing video games. just small talk, which was fine. i could care less. daniel denny calls and says hes in my neighborhood and wants to stop by. i say ok with matt giving me the no go symbol. i basically gave him a subtle, fuck you. he gets pissed off and says, 'well im going to take a nap". daniel comes ( Read more... )