my grand melancholy ( Read more... )

still, after fifteen-years, i can stand on a stage and shoot myself in the foot. when will i ever learn. at least i have the ability to recover. needless to say i have a poem that is now officially retired.

i have worked at 23 ave and west lincoln for 28 years, and i thought i smelled it all until earlier this week. i walked outside on a rainy morning, and what i thought was dried dog urine being activated by precipitation quickly became the aromatic equivalent of stretching a dog's wet bladder over your head like a ski mask. did i mention that the ( Read more... )

another day of aching. no other flu symptoms other than aching. i can deal with that. marietta and i went to five guys burgers and fries yesterday. first time for me. why they call a double cheeseburger a cheeseburger and a single cheeseburger a little cheeseburger is a mystery to me. i guess it takes five guys to alter the way we describe fucking ( Read more... )

work is so slow. i'm down to 32 hour weeks for a while. not that i don't enjoy the time off, but it's difficult to enjoy anything when it's forced on you ( Read more... )

how many harbaughs ( Read more... )

i'm trying to be more sensitive these days. more compassionate. not being what you might call an asshole, so i won't be making any snide comments about the picture i saw of former astronaut buzz aldrin and his most recent ex-wife lois driggs, but if you google image them, you might think that he may have actually met her in outer space.

have you seen
the quaker oats guy
lately

that cardboard
son of a bitch

i think he's lost weight
...good for him!

this is the unknownth year in a row i slept through midnight. unconsciousness is my personal tradition. i saved a little money on snacks and beverages that i can use later when i am conscious. so much to be thankful for but i'll save that for a certain thursday in november. right now i'm going back to sleep.

former human and television icon dick clark says he's ready for one more rockin' new year's eve. early yesterday his body was exhumed after he expressed interest in once again ushering in the new year. a team of research scientists, doctors, and several appliance repairmen drained the formaldehyde from his body and replaced it with a mix of stem ( Read more... )