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I know counselors are still two months away, but a head start can't hurt, right? Anyway, like this post, this is a very long but hopefully up-to-date and accurate list of counselors and their jobs \o/
EDIT: Man I'm smart, Malik also made a list by series here a few months ago. >:
Harley Quinn - Camp Psychiatrist
Ishida Ryuuken- Camp Doctor
Minagawa Hifumi - Chef / Voodoo Practioner
Komui Lee - Head Mechanic And Supervisor Of Such Undermechanics As May Come To Assist Him In His Great And Glorious Role
Constable Renfield Turnbull - RCMP recruitment and training official! Camp Secretary
Il Palazzo - Grief counselor
Dee Laytner - Activities Coordinator
Sohma Ayame - Guidance Counselor
Izumi Curtis - Camp Cook
Aziraphale - Librarian
Umeda Hokuto - Camp Doctor
Albus Dumbledore - Counsellors' Coordinator
Gwendal von Walde - Relationship Therapist
Shibuya "Jennifer" Miko - Home economics
God - Prohibition Enforcer! Making sure kids under 15 18 don't drink.
Mitarashi Anko - Enforcer of the Dress Code
Sha Gojyo - Sex Ed Counselor
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Counselling/Firearms Trainer
Vash the Stampede - Localized Disaster WEATHERMAN.
Tatsumi Seiichirou - Business advisor
Tsuzuki Asato - Selfless Food Taster
Urameshi Atsuko - Babysitter
Phoenix Wright - Camp Defense Attorney
Miles Edgeworth - Prosecutor and Representative of Justice(!!1`)
Rupert Everett Giles - Computer Network Analyst
Hiro Nakamura - Audience/Camper liason
Marvin - Backup Loudspeaker
Meryl Stryfe - Claims Agent
Albert Silverberg - Family Bonding Counselor
Sohma Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Sohma Hatori - Psychotherapist
Dr. Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Head Gardener
Mia Fey - Post-mortem advisor
Hidan - "Religious Advisor"
Daisy Adair - Drama Department
Kyouraku Shunsui - Philosophical Advisor
Watari Yutaka - Chairman of the Camp Fuck You Die Institutional Review Board of Biomedical Ethics
Zelos Wilder - Camp Matchmaker
Touda - Fire Safety
Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
His Majesty Peony Ulpala Malkuth the Ninth - Dramatic Advisor
Dan Hiri Weller - Field and Wildlife Instructor
Anthony J. Crowley - Ethics Trainer/Part-time Groundskeeper
Abel Nightroad - Religious Advisor
Randy "Ryo" Maclean - Trip Leader
Ando Masahashi - Internet Policeman
The Doctor - Transition Counsellor for the Historically and Spatially Displaced
Rick O'Connell - Undead Slaying Instructor
Cloud Strife - Minigame Manager (see your new Chocobo Stables for info)
Zack Fair - Anything You Want (for a price)
Dick Gumshoe - Camp Detective (assistant to Camp Prosecutor)
Yozak Gurrier - Instructor in the Proper Method of Infiltration and How Not To Be Seen
Jemmy J. Adams ("JJ") - Assistant Activities Coordinator
Kurogane - Anger Management Counselor
Cornelia li Britannia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Raphael - UST Monitor
Nigredo aka Gaignun Kukai - Camp Philanthropist
Ziva David - Self-defense Trainer
Jin Uzuki - Cultural Studies Teacher
Davy Jones - The Care and Keeping of Marcy (see also: That Guy Who Feeds The Tentacle Monster)
Haru - Giver of The Talk
Yuki Eiri - Creative writing instructor
Dr. Dmitri Yuriev - Clone Councilor
Hazel Grosse - Grief Counselor
Canaan - Official: Betrayal Counselor / Unofficial: Spy for the Director
Shiouji Gojyou - Local Organizer of the Logical Integrity of Computerized Organic Neurons (LOLICON) aka Save State/Moogle Admin
Matsuya Misaki - Serious Poll Coordinator
Denny Colt, alias The Spirit - Resurrection Instructor
Jean-François de Morangias - Hunting trainer
Gremio - Mother Hen
Livio the Doublefang - Bodyguard (for hire)
Zaraki Kenpachi - Mediator/Dispute Resolution
Seamus Zelazny Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
Samuel Vimes - Ambassador of Ankh-Morpork (and Captain of the Camp Watch)
Death - Chief Overseer of Life Force Management
Leonard of Quirm - Incongruous Professor of Aesthetic and Kinesthetic Philosophy in the Natural and Mechanical Arts (AKA Arts and Crafts Counselor)
Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
Ticky Mikk - Keeper of the Dead
Rufus Shinra - Necessary Face Of Corporate Evil
Godot - Camp Barista
Superbi Squalo - Hair Care Instructor
Wanijima Kaito - Jail Warden
Maleficent Faery - EVIL 101
Fox Mulder - Lead Paranormal Investigator with the Camp Bureau of Investigation
Takeuchi Sora - Disabilities Counselor
Jack Skellington - Pumpkin King/Official Skeleton in Camp's Closet
Kuroyanagi Ryou - Head of Food Service and Hospitality, and "roll" model
Col. Jade Curtiss - Substitute Conscience/Camp Enabler
Nii Jienyi - Vulgarity Monitor
Aeris Gainsborough - Flower Girl
Shinichi Chiaki - Camp Conductor/Harmonizer
Nozomu Itoshiki - Emergency Management Officer
Tifa Lockheart - Official Distributor of Ass-Kicking / Self-defense instructor
Spike - Morale Booster
Kuchiki Byakuya - Life Enrichment Counselor
Shamal - Gynecologist Camp Disease Specialist
Ichihara Yuuko - Overseer of Lost and Found Items
Blue Beetle - Public Service Announcer
Booster Gold - Head Cheerleading Coach
The Master - Surveyor of Future Projects
Lana Skye - Evidence Technician
Mr. Cat - Dance Instructor, Relationship/Marriage Counselor
Lexaeus - Conflict Mediator
Sebastian Michaelis - Camp's Answer to Martha Stewart
Katsuragi Misato - Sanitary Inspector
Kongming - Director's Advisor/Camper Liasion
Yue Ying - Maintenance
Riff - Head of Rent-A-Butler's Camp Fuck You Die Branch
Roland - Inter-Species Relations
Shawn Spencer - Psychic Detective
Sawada 'Maman' Nana - Camp Mom
Citrine - Camp P.M.S. (Psionic Mentality Specialist)
Makigami Ine - Physiotherapist
Scrooge McDuck - Treasure Hunting Advisor
Anissina von Khrennikov - Designer of Innovative Technology
Rude - Mostly Ignored Distributer of Broken, Obsolete, and Substandard Shotguns
Reno - Mightily Irritating Department Boss Overseeing Shotgun Sales
Dr. Jizabel Disraeli - Camp Pharmacist
Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs - Folk-dancing Instructor
Takano Miyo - Brain Surgeon
Sergeant Major Kururu - Supreme Tech Support Overlord
Corporal Giroro - Self-Defense for Young Women
Gutten Kisling - Professor of Paranormal Phenomena
Morrolan e'Drien - Camp Supervisor of War and Festivities
Raine Sage - Healing Arts Instructor
XANXUS - Pet Sitter
Pi - Quality Control Analyst
Tohma Seguchi - Music Tyrant Instructor/Director
Harry Dresden - Wizard for hire
Sugiura Midori - Sentai Leader of LOVE AND JUSTICE
Kuhn - Erroneous Courtship Instructor
Lancia - Camp Nanny
Sherlock Holmes - Administrator of Camp's Single Grain of Common Sense
Claude K. Winchester - Motivational Counselor
Frau - Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors Under the Age of 12 21
Faust - General Weirdness Surgeon
If I've missed anyone, comment and I'll add them!
EDIT: Man I'm smart, Malik also made a list by series here a few months ago. >:
Harley Quinn - Camp Psychiatrist
Ishida Ryuuken- Camp Doctor
Minagawa Hifumi - Chef / Voodoo Practioner
Komui Lee - Head Mechanic And Supervisor Of Such Undermechanics As May Come To Assist Him In His Great And Glorious Role
Constable Renfield Turnbull - RCMP recruitment and training official! Camp Secretary
Il Palazzo - Grief counselor
Dee Laytner - Activities Coordinator
Sohma Ayame - Guidance Counselor
Izumi Curtis - Camp Cook
Aziraphale - Librarian
Umeda Hokuto - Camp Doctor
Albus Dumbledore - Counsellors' Coordinator
Gwendal von Walde - Relationship Therapist
Shibuya "Jennifer" Miko - Home economics
God - Prohibition Enforcer! Making sure kids under 15 18 don't drink.
Mitarashi Anko - Enforcer of the Dress Code
Sha Gojyo - Sex Ed Counselor
Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Counselling/Firearms Trainer
Vash the Stampede - Localized Disaster WEATHERMAN.
Tatsumi Seiichirou - Business advisor
Tsuzuki Asato - Selfless Food Taster
Urameshi Atsuko - Babysitter
Phoenix Wright - Camp Defense Attorney
Miles Edgeworth - Prosecutor and Representative of Justice(!!1`)
Rupert Everett Giles - Computer Network Analyst
Hiro Nakamura - Audience/Camper liason
Marvin - Backup Loudspeaker
Meryl Stryfe - Claims Agent
Albert Silverberg - Family Bonding Counselor
Sohma Shigure - Camp Chronicler
Sohma Hatori - Psychotherapist
Dr. Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) - Head Gardener
Mia Fey - Post-mortem advisor
Hidan - "Religious Advisor"
Daisy Adair - Drama Department
Kyouraku Shunsui - Philosophical Advisor
Watari Yutaka - Chairman of the Camp Fuck You Die Institutional Review Board of Biomedical Ethics
Zelos Wilder - Camp Matchmaker
Touda - Fire Safety
Hellboy - Pest Control Officer
His Majesty Peony Ulpala Malkuth the Ninth - Dramatic Advisor
Dan Hiri Weller - Field and Wildlife Instructor
Anthony J. Crowley - Ethics Trainer/Part-time Groundskeeper
Abel Nightroad - Religious Advisor
Randy "Ryo" Maclean - Trip Leader
Ando Masahashi - Internet Policeman
The Doctor - Transition Counsellor for the Historically and Spatially Displaced
Rick O'Connell - Undead Slaying Instructor
Cloud Strife - Minigame Manager (see your new Chocobo Stables for info)
Zack Fair - Anything You Want (for a price)
Dick Gumshoe - Camp Detective (assistant to Camp Prosecutor)
Yozak Gurrier - Instructor in the Proper Method of Infiltration and How Not To Be Seen
Jemmy J. Adams ("JJ") - Assistant Activities Coordinator
Kurogane - Anger Management Counselor
Cornelia li Britannia - Head of the Anti-Terrorism Division (but really, Glorified Exterminator)
Raphael - UST Monitor
Nigredo aka Gaignun Kukai - Camp Philanthropist
Ziva David - Self-defense Trainer
Jin Uzuki - Cultural Studies Teacher
Davy Jones - The Care and Keeping of Marcy (see also: That Guy Who Feeds The Tentacle Monster)
Haru - Giver of The Talk
Yuki Eiri - Creative writing instructor
Dr. Dmitri Yuriev - Clone Councilor
Hazel Grosse - Grief Counselor
Canaan - Official: Betrayal Counselor / Unofficial: Spy for the Director
Shiouji Gojyou - Local Organizer of the Logical Integrity of Computerized Organic Neurons (LOLICON) aka Save State/Moogle Admin
Matsuya Misaki - Serious Poll Coordinator
Denny Colt, alias The Spirit - Resurrection Instructor
Jean-François de Morangias - Hunting trainer
Gremio - Mother Hen
Livio the Doublefang - Bodyguard (for hire)
Zaraki Kenpachi - Mediator/Dispute Resolution
Seamus Zelazny Harper - Director's Personal Secretary
Samuel Vimes - Ambassador of Ankh-Morpork (and Captain of the Camp Watch)
Death - Chief Overseer of Life Force Management
Leonard of Quirm - Incongruous Professor of Aesthetic and Kinesthetic Philosophy in the Natural and Mechanical Arts (AKA Arts and Crafts Counselor)
Brook - Mood Enhancer and Lifter of Spirits
Ticky Mikk - Keeper of the Dead
Rufus Shinra - Necessary Face Of Corporate Evil
Godot - Camp Barista
Superbi Squalo - Hair Care Instructor
Wanijima Kaito - Jail Warden
Maleficent Faery - EVIL 101
Fox Mulder - Lead Paranormal Investigator with the Camp Bureau of Investigation
Takeuchi Sora - Disabilities Counselor
Jack Skellington - Pumpkin King/Official Skeleton in Camp's Closet
Kuroyanagi Ryou - Head of Food Service and Hospitality, and "roll" model
Col. Jade Curtiss - Substitute Conscience/Camp Enabler
Nii Jienyi - Vulgarity Monitor
Aeris Gainsborough - Flower Girl
Shinichi Chiaki - Camp Conductor/Harmonizer
Nozomu Itoshiki - Emergency Management Officer
Tifa Lockheart - Official Distributor of Ass-Kicking / Self-defense instructor
Spike - Morale Booster
Kuchiki Byakuya - Life Enrichment Counselor
Shamal - Gynecologist Camp Disease Specialist
Ichihara Yuuko - Overseer of Lost and Found Items
Blue Beetle - Public Service Announcer
Booster Gold - Head Cheerleading Coach
The Master - Surveyor of Future Projects
Lana Skye - Evidence Technician
Mr. Cat - Dance Instructor, Relationship/Marriage Counselor
Lexaeus - Conflict Mediator
Sebastian Michaelis - Camp's Answer to Martha Stewart
Katsuragi Misato - Sanitary Inspector
Kongming - Director's Advisor/Camper Liasion
Yue Ying - Maintenance
Riff - Head of Rent-A-Butler's Camp Fuck You Die Branch
Roland - Inter-Species Relations
Shawn Spencer - Psychic Detective
Sawada 'Maman' Nana - Camp Mom
Citrine - Camp P.M.S. (Psionic Mentality Specialist)
Makigami Ine - Physiotherapist
Scrooge McDuck - Treasure Hunting Advisor
Anissina von Khrennikov - Designer of Innovative Technology
Rude - Mostly Ignored Distributer of Broken, Obsolete, and Substandard Shotguns
Reno - Mightily Irritating Department Boss Overseeing Shotgun Sales
Dr. Jizabel Disraeli - Camp Pharmacist
Cecil Wormsborough St. John "Nobby" Nobbs - Folk-dancing Instructor
Takano Miyo - Brain Surgeon
Sergeant Major Kururu - Supreme Tech Support Overlord
Corporal Giroro - Self-Defense for Young Women
Gutten Kisling - Professor of Paranormal Phenomena
Morrolan e'Drien - Camp Supervisor of War and Festivities
Raine Sage - Healing Arts Instructor
XANXUS - Pet Sitter
Pi - Quality Control Analyst
Tohma Seguchi - Music Tyrant Instructor/Director
Harry Dresden - Wizard for hire
Sugiura Midori - Sentai Leader of LOVE AND JUSTICE
Kuhn - Erroneous Courtship Instructor
Lancia - Camp Nanny
Sherlock Holmes - Administrator of Camp's Single Grain of Common Sense
Claude K. Winchester - Motivational Counselor
Frau - Official Prohibitioner of Excessively Offensive Materials for Minors Under the Age of 12 21
Faust - General Weirdness Surgeon
If I've missed anyone, comment and I'll add them!