last minute pimping in my comm?

Jun 17, 2008 09:53

This is going to be hard and fast and not dial-up friendly. LET'S GO!

Right off the bat, haven't read Chrno Crusade? Have it on that List of Things To Read Someday I Swear? . . . GO READ IT NOW. CARPE DIEM!! All of it including the epilogue is on One Manga and up for download at Manga Traders.

STOP READING THIS AND GO READ IT! Unless, you're interested in this wonderful rapist who is not only incredibly batshit but also very, very smooth. He's also a family man and has a soft spot for one of his thousands of brothers. Awww, Chrno Crusade and incest sibling fixation is like peanut butter and jelly.



DAMN HE LOOKS BADA--



Uhhh. . . No, wait. I meant, he is really cunn--



OKAY FINE. HE'S A SEXY RAPIST EVEN IF HE HAS HIS MOMENTS.







. . . Lots of moments.

Now that I have your attention, Aion is the big villain in Chrno Crusade. Believe it or not. He wants to DESTROY THE WORLD!! which includes kidnapping a lot of children and putting them in test tubes or giving them horns. Oh, Chrno and Aion are on the outs for another reason some fifty years back-- Something about a Mary Magdalene and Aion cockblocking Chrno like usual. Brothers! You know how it is!

But if you app him, there's a chance for moments like this and this again! . . . After some slight maiming on Chrno's part, because even Aion realizes it's Chrno's lot in life to get owned dismembered a lot. Or, you know, it could just be lots of friendly taunting, even more violence, and rape. Lots and lots of rape.

Oh, and he really is badass and cunning. ♥

So app my kidnapper pet. . .

JUST APP AION!

app them now

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