Um. It’s official, Skippy sucks. Dropping Chopper. I wibbled over this for ages (wibbled for an hour and a half before hitting post even), but real life is surprise buttsexing me like whoa and after a month away from Camp I just don’t think I have it in me to try to be cute and awesome anymore. I really hadn’t wanted the OP curse to strike so soon but I’m certain that you’ll find a Chopper* who's actually worthy of your badassery in no time! o9"
sob. I’m so sorry that this is so abrupt and blah and fail, with extra blubbery apologies to the crew and Vanya in particular. You're all goddamn amazing and I’m disappointed that I only managed such a short and lame go of it after everything you guys gave and helped me out with. I hope that someday the shame will relent enough for me to creep back into chan again, but for now I’ll just say, thank you so much for everything. ilu all and my life will be so much emptier without your poop and dicks in it. ♥
(Vanya’s Christmas gift was a pink/purple striped sachet of lavender and chamomile to help her relax and sleep better, and a belated friendship bracelet. There’s a hastily scribbled letter in the infirmary telling the crew that Chopper will be out for a while, but not to worry. He’ll be back soon.)
*if a new Chopper ever apps and wants this username/account for Camp, just e-mail me for the password. It was the captain’s idea so I kinda consider it crew property, or something. And the name’s just too dang cute to waste.
That’s it, I guess. I had a great time here with all you crazy fantastic people. Hearts to everyone, rock on forever.