do not pass go.
Yo-ho, have some apps. As a side note, those of you who sent in apps that were already formatted? You have my eternal love. As it is, I had to insert some bold and strike tags and make things work in LJ. Uh, hopefully, I got it all right.
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Character: Usopp
Series: One Piece
Canon: Usopp is a fantastic liar, though most of the
time, his lies are way too exaggerated and if they're
actually good, they get him into a bit of trouble.
Though he appears cowardly on the outside (a lot), on
the inside Usopp is as brave as they come. He is
willing to die for his dreams and the dreams of
others, which he shows usually when he is in a pinch.
His own dream to to become a Brave Warrior of the Sea.
He has very childish mannerisms usually, and has fun
whenever the chance presents itself. However, when it
comes to such things, he's not careless and backs down
whenever something truly dangerous happens. He's very
sociable and easy to get along with.
Usopp has a plethora of skills, the trademark being
sharpshooting with his slingshot, not to mention
inventing gadgets and mediocre handyman/carpentry
skills.
Okay, so it's same old, same old. Terrible storm at
sea, no big deal, right? WRONG! I get knocked out,
fall overboard, and wake up in a death trap called
"Camp Fuck You Die." Apparently, there's supposed to
be zombies, were-wolves, and crocodiles around the
area.
Luckily, when I was a boy (the tender age of 5, if I
may recall) I met Dracula, the king of all vampires,
face-to-face, and kicked his ass SO BAD he catered to
my every whim! Even when I was 7 years old, I took on
an army full of zombies!! There must have been at
least 5,000!! But thanks to my superior
zombie-combatting ways, none survived!! And
were-wolves and crocodiles?! Psh! I once took on a
were-crocodile!! With both hands and a leg tied behind
my back!! Did I mention I also beat a Merman with my
trusy hammer? AND foiled the plans of a crazed
Mole-Woman?
I even stared GOD in the face.
SO!! Those of you other campers who want my awesome
assistance against the zombies, SEEK ME OUT!!! We'll
help each other overcome this madness!! It would be
hard pressed for zombies to take down me, The Great
Captain Usopp, and my mighty pirate crew of eight
hundred thousand
MILLION!! Um, it would be best if you did this quickly,
this offer is limited... >_>
So yes, come save me and enlist my
help ASAP!
Poll Vote!
Character: Azuma Kazuma
Series: Yakitate!! Japan (http://www.yakitate-japan.com/)
Canon: Azuma is an absolutely clueless country boy
whose hyper energy can only be matched by his absolute
single-minded pursuit of baking the bread that Japan
can claim for it’s own, Ja-Pan!! (note the pun…Pan =
bread in Japanese). He’s employed at the famous
Pantasia bakery chain and possesses the rare ‘Solar
Hands’; abnormally warm hands ideal for bread baking.
He frequently misunderstands what the people around
him are trying to say, resulting in some of the most
flat out hilarious dialogues in series.
Yahoooo!! I'm here in France to put the
finishing touches on my latest Japan #79! I'm a
little surprised though... Pantasia told me when I got to
the airport to ask for Louis I. Ana, and even though I
got some funny looks some really nice people helped me
find the right flight. I didn’t think France was so
far away!! When we finally arrived it was
amazing... everyone in France speaks English!! I still
couldn't find Louis I. Ana though, but I happened to
meet some friendly people that put me on a bus to
someplace they said would 'take care of me'. The
French are so nice!
This place seems great; there are TONS of ingredients
around that I can't wait to try for Japan!! I keep
hearing people talking about 'zombies'... they seemed to
be scared. I don't know why though, Manager used to
have zombies all the time and was always really happy
about it. Alright!!! Time to get started!!!
(notes: A Zombie is: A very potent alcoholic beverage
consisting of two types of rum, two types of liqueur,
and two or three fruit juices. Normally garnished with
slices of pineapple and orange and a Maraschino
cherry. Azuma also misunderstood where his employer
was sending him; he was told he'd be going to the
French Quarter in Louisiana)
Poll Vote!
Character: Sasaki Makie
Series: Mahou Sensei Negima!
Canon: Hard-working as she is, Makie's not the brightest crayon in the box. Although her circle of friends includes powerful mages, half-demons, demon hunters, time-travelers, and robots, after 11 volumes of manga Makie hasn't yet caught on to the fact that anything about them is different. Even after a brief stint as the resident vampire's bitch, she believes she's just a normal girl with scores second from the very bottom of her equally normal (but very large) class. Makie is a rhythmic gymnast and spends most of her time dancing around with a ribbon (which she's gotten so good with that she can use it as an appendage to grab things) or putting her legs behind her head. She's cheerful and easygoing to the point of air-headededness, and thinks absolutely nothing of flipping up someone's towel to scope out their "size" or making a random grab at their bits . . . even if they're 10 years old.
Dear Livejournal,
So this must be Hollywood, Louisiana, USA! Isn't Hollywood called the City of Lights, though? Summer camp is pretty dimly lit, except for the stuntmen, who are practicing a big guy-on-fire death scene. My very first brush with fame! I haven't found the cameras yet, but I guess if I could it wouldn't be a very convincing movie, right? Duh, Makie.
The one thing I can't figure out is why they would have a gymnastics camp on this movie set, unless they want to use us as extras or something. How cool would that be? I could be famous, Livejournal! "Sasaki Makie, Olympic gymnast AND leading lady!" I could play all dancing roles! And have big love scenes with child prodigies hot guys . . . sigh.
Wouldn't Negi-kun be proud of me? He would love this camp. The kids are doing all kinds of camp activities like finger-painting (one of them was all green, geez!) and especially practicing CPR on each other. I guess that's really important to know, because I saw people dragging someone out of the lake too. Poor kid! He looked like he was in a lot of pain, and he was probably cold without any pants on. It looked like he had some shrinkage too! Maybe it was part of the movie, though. It's so hard to tell--that's Hollywood for you. Everything's so professional! The makeup jobs here are AMAZING. I have to e-mail Natsumi some pics so she can get ideas for drama club!
Oof, one of the extras is giving me a great big hug, so I'd better sign off. Everyone here is really friendly! I think this guy's playing a dead body in the movie. Sheesh, what a boring part. I'm going to try really hard to get discovered, Livejournal! I think I can do it if I train my muscles hard enough and keep smiling! Fight, Makie!
Poll Vote!
Character: Heather Morris
Series: Silent Hill 3
Canon: Heather is really your average teenage girl. She has a bit of a sweet tooth, is something of a clothes hog, can be a bit judgmental about the people around her, and is a total daddy's girl. Unfortunately for her, she's also the reborn version of an evil cult's Mother of God, she carried the dormant foetus of the God in her womb for seventeen years. The cult recently finally found where she was being hidden, killed her father, and lured her into the town of Silent Hill, a place which is pretty much literally hell on earth. There she had to fight for her life against monsters, cultists, and everything else the town could throw at her. She finally killed the aforementioned God, which had been purged from her body and merged with a crazy woman who had been her friend in her past life, and wandered off into the sunset with the 50-odd-year-old detective who'd unwittingly gotten her into that whole mess to begin with.
So, Diary, after finally escaping from that pit of a town I figured I'd stick with Douglas. I thought we could be like a sitcom team or something; the gruff old detective and his spunky young sidekick. He solves the cases, I beat the hell out of anything that gets in his way. It would be great, right?
Only instead that jerk decides to send me to summer camp, like I'm some little kid. "After everything you've been through it might be a good idea to spend some time with kids your own age," he said. "It'll be fun," he said. For god (no, not for that thing, nothing's for its sake) goodness sake, what do I need to do to get it through that man's head that I'm not some second chance at fatherhood for him? Doesn't he want all his rival detectives to be jealous that he has a smart, tough, witty, totally hot babe like me as his assistant instead of having them look at him weirdly for trying to adopt a young woman who already has a dad, thankya very much?
If that's not bad enough, he chooses to send me to the one camp in the world infested by zombies. Wasn't Silent Hill bad enough? At least the monsters there could be killed in all sorts of ways. At least there you could find an occasional safe haven and not worry about one of the monsters wandering in on you. And oh, geeze, how bad must this place be if it's making me have fond thoughts about that hell hole?
Well, at least I know how to get out of here, and helping to solve the murder case will help me prepare for my future career as sidekick-girl. Okay, my speciality is beating monsters into a pulp rather than hunting for clues, but how hard can it be?
Now, I'm going to go see if I can scavenge a weapon from the plumbing here. A shotgun blast to the face might be the only way to kill these things for good, but I know enough about surviving hell to save my ammo. Anyway, in my experience there're very few things that can't be stopped, at least temporarily, by enough good hard thwacks from a steel pipe.
Poll Vote!
Character: Molly Hayes
Series: Runaways (Runaways on Wiki)
Canon: Molly and a group of other kids ran away from home after discovering that their parents were a group of super villains called The Pride. That same night Molly manifested mutant powers (super strength, but when she stops using it she passes out), so it wasn't really the best of times for her. Even though she's one of the most powerful members of the group, for a long time the others always left her out of their plans because she was the youngest and they wanted to protect her, something which drove her crazy. At first they even tried to keep her in the dark about what was going on, until they realised just how bad their families were and decided they had to take her along when they went into hiding. Molly dealt with the whole thing a bit better then most of the others, probably mostly because she kept forgetting the fact that her parents were evil. She was also really into the idea of being a superhero.
In the end their parents died to protect them from the giant demon things they had been serving, who had turned on them when Molly released the soul their parents had been planning on feeding to the demons. The truth about The Pride came out, and the kids were all separated. Molly was sent to a school for mutants, but hated it there and went back to the others right away when one of her teammates got in touch. In the end they all ran away together again.
Oh my god, this place is so cool! There're zombies, and aliens, and ninjas, and a peara paren an alien chaser, and an alligator! Or is it a crocodile? Whichever it is, I wanted to ride it but someone told me that it would eat me if I got too close, so I guess it's not nice like Old Lace is.
I bet it wouldn't be as fun as riding a dinosaur anyway.
So, this place is, like, the niftiest camp in the whole world! I can't believe the others decided to send me here. I guess they must have gotten it confused with a normal camp, 'cause there's no way any of them would want me fighting zombies. Especially when they sent me here so Arsenic and Old Lace wouldn't have to stay behind and watch me everytime they went off to do something "too dangerous" for me to come along. I bet the people here won't tell me I'm too little to help fight. In fact, there're two kids even younger then me here who both rule hell or something! And another who's a detective! I betcha that once they see what I can do everyone here's gonna be like "Wow, Princess Powerful (I'm not gonna be Bruiser here), you're so strong and cool! Let's go kill zombies together, and then we can stay up late and watch scary movies and eat junk food for dinner!"
It's sad about the Camp Director's fiance though. I saw how depressed Nico was when Alex died and they weren't even going steady or anything (plus he was, you know, evil), so I bet the Director's, like, a quadrillion times more upset then that. So I'll work really hard to find out who killed him, so she can have, whatchamacallit... closure an' send the murderer off to jail or something.
Poll Vote!
Character: Master Shake
Series: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/index.html)
Canon: Master Shake is a milk shake. He is the leader of the Aqua Teen
Hunger Force (mostly in name only). This is a superhero slash
detective like team of food characters. They really don't solve any
crimes or anything. Mostly Shake spends his time annoying his
neighbor, Carl, and trying to get rich quick. He's lazy, stupid,
violent. Hates anyone paying attention to anything but him. Despises
Frylock but secretly wishes to be him. Thinks he's the greatest thing
since the invention of the toaster.
Frylock told me this was the Swimsuit Model Naked Fun
Camp. He told me there would be hot chicks here looking for hot guys.
See I'm a hot dude and that is no problem. But I see no naked chicks.
Where are the naked chicks? I want NAKED!
The only people I've seen . . . if you can call the ugly horrible
things people . . are the zombies. I hate them. They smell and no
matter how many times I hit them on the head they keep coming.
Asking for brains of all things! Brains! You think if I had brains I'd
be in this stupid nature?!
Nature smells and doesn't get along well with others. Also, it never
calls you after you've spent the night with it.
Dirty dirty nature.
I was told that I must find a murderer to escape this stinky place.
Being the genius detective that I am this should be simple. I have
skills that you could not find even with a tiny microscope!
If I don't find this person I'm stuck here. That . . would be bad.
Though if I can somehow find the naked girls and then solve the
mystery I could have naughty maid sex and then I'd get a medal which
would then get even more chicks,
Maybe I could keep them in a stable. A naked chick stable . . .
Ah..... I must go now! Things. . to do. Frylock?! Where are you? I
need to use your room!
Poll Vote!
Character: Envy
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Canon: Envy, as a character enjoys the finer things in life, such as killing people, maiming people, hurting people, using people, calling ed short, making references to that person, hating anyone descended from Hohenheim, and being incredibly angry at really anything that rubs him the wrong way. He also tends to have a dry wit and humor to himself, and will poke fun and tease people. He is superficial and prefers what he considers a cute form, but would just love to turn into your loved one and torture you.
Topic: Palm Trees Are Much Sexier Than Midgets.
Mood: Indescribable. (-^\_/^)
Music: Paku Romi - Only One (Sounds so Familiar...)
Dear Diary Electric Journal Thing,
I HATE IT HERE. These "Zombies" are like giant living dead pillows; they don't even come with neat auto-heal abilities or leather skorts! Homunculii are far superior to them.
They also aren't nearly as fun to hurt as humans! No matter how many kicks to the gut or punches to the head or sporks to the temples they get they NEVER keel over. Ever. At all. It is devoid of the fun that beating up The Fullmetal Shorty normally brings! Where's the blood? The tears? The large wounds that I can poor salt in?! It's just not fun at all!
But... as Fullmetal Chibi is here as well, this "camp" (more like a prison with a lake) won't be entirely boring. If I were to run out of things to do, I can always ruin HIS life for having the slimy genetic material of that scruffy jerk Hohenheim!
As well, there ARE plenty of things to hurt, or lead down a path of destruction, not to mention knitting and that interesting little boy. His name sounds like a cleaning product.
And this Over Glorified Typewriter with a mini movie theater in a box and a radio inside it is kind of neat... However, it hurts my hands; I want an electric pencil, now. Moreover, it keeps beeping! Aurgh! What a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SOUND.
I am rather annoyed though, they had a murder and they did not invite me. Ever consider I may have wanted to help with the maiming of the person?!! And yet despite my feelings of being left out they still label me as a suspect?! Normally I don't travel dimensions to do someone in! My world is full enough of meaty punching bags to fatally wound.
And isn't the food that attempts to eat you back overboard?!
...And now a large aquatic reptile with MANY teeth is looking at me as if I'm some sort of regenerating smorgasbord of yumminess. And now yumminess isn't a word ei-.
(Chomping Sound)
It bit me. IT BIT MY LEG OFF...
Excuse me while I get myself a new pair of boots.
Much LoveHate,
Envy, Greatest Person Ever.
Poll Vote!
Character: Kira Yamato
Series: Gundam Seed/Destiny
App #1
Canon: Pilot of the Gundam Freedom, Kira was a rare Coordinator on the
Earth's side during the first war against Plant. He cried, he angsted, he
cried some more. But his awesome piloting skills prevented him from being
pushed out into space and left there. In the second series, Destiny, Kira
returns less weepy and full of RIGHTEOUS WANGST. He tends to act before
thinking, and of course has all the appearance of listening to arguments
against his point of view... but then promptly declares them false. Typical 'oh
woe, why must I kill in order to love?!' mentality.
June 1, 2005
Dear Cagalli -
I hope you're doing well.
I have arrived at what I thought would be a quiet camp to get away from the
cruel horrors in the world, only to find that death follows me wherever I
go. Why? Why do humans have to fight? What drives them to kill? Don't they
understand that it solves nothing and just makes the vicious spiral of war
go out of control? I'm so sad, Cagalli. Sad for the future.
Please write back soon,
Kira
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June 3, 2005
Dear Cagalli -
I haven't received a reply from you yet. Is anything wrong? Are you being
treated well in ORB? The days pass with more and more horror here... I find
myself crying at night in an attempt to wash away the depravity of mankind.
I miss talking over my feelings with you... please write back soon.
Kira
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June 5, 2005
Cagalli -
CAGALLI, WHERE ARE YOU?! You're hurt, aren't you? Why?! WHY IS THE WORLD SO
VIOLENT?!?! I'll find a way out of this camp soon, Cagalli... and then I'll
fight through whatever is necessary to rescue you. It pains me to have to
destroy everyone in my path, but I can take no chances when it comes to your
safety. HOLD ON, I'M COMING.
Kira
App #2
Canon: As the 'Ultimate Coordinator', he is truly a force to be
reckoned with once he enters the battlefield. People who truly know
Kira though, realize that his strength doesn't come from a need to
fight, but rather, his desire to protect the innocent and those he
loves. While Kira never sought to become a hero of war, simply put,
his talents and astonishing abilities placed him in a role which
required him to set aside his pacifistic beliefs and ideals. In the
past, he was always quick to cry (perhaps anyone would, if the had to
fight their best friend). Not quite understanding why he had to kill
in order to protect. During the time of peace following the war, Kira
has grown to become a mature and confident man. He is still dedicated
to his non-violent nature, but when push comes to shove, Kira can and
will fight to defend what he believes in.
Maybe Athrun is right, considering the aggressive attacks the E.A.F.
has been staging, PLANT could be correct in it's efforts to halt their
progress. Although, I still can't shake this feeling that Chairman
Dilandau is still up to something behind the shadows. There is just
too much we don't know right now. About the E.A.F, about the Chairman,
just everything really. Is this war even neccessary at all?
I can't say why, but I just need to see you now, Athrun. After what
we've been through, I'm having trouble comprehending why we're on
opposite sides once again. I guess I just need to get away from the
chaos aboard the Archangel right now. Heaven knows, seeing Cagalli
cry with the other Orb officers isn't helping me sort out my thoughts
at the moment.
This camp that I've followed you to doesn't seem to be much of a
peaceful retreat though. How am I supposed to get any thinking done
when these zombies are out to feast on my well being? I'm feeling
uneasy holding this boomstick shotgun as well, since I've never
had much experience beyond firing a gun without a mobile suit. Also on
that note, how did Freedom end up in the lake fighting with that
gigantic tentacle monster? I could have sworn I docked her safely with
the Archangel before my departure...
Poll Vote!
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Character: Usopp
Series: One Piece
Canon: Usopp is a fantastic liar, though most of the
time, his lies are way too exaggerated and if they're
actually good, they get him into a bit of trouble.
Though he appears cowardly on the outside (a lot), on
the inside Usopp is as brave as they come. He is
willing to die for his dreams and the dreams of
others, which he shows usually when he is in a pinch.
His own dream to to become a Brave Warrior of the Sea.
He has very childish mannerisms usually, and has fun
whenever the chance presents itself. However, when it
comes to such things, he's not careless and backs down
whenever something truly dangerous happens. He's very
sociable and easy to get along with.
Usopp has a plethora of skills, the trademark being
sharpshooting with his slingshot, not to mention
inventing gadgets and mediocre handyman/carpentry
skills.
Okay, so it's same old, same old. Terrible storm at
sea, no big deal, right? WRONG! I get knocked out,
fall overboard, and wake up in a death trap called
"Camp Fuck You Die." Apparently, there's supposed to
be zombies, were-wolves, and crocodiles around the
area.
Luckily, when I was a boy (the tender age of 5, if I
may recall) I met Dracula, the king of all vampires,
face-to-face, and kicked his ass SO BAD he catered to
my every whim! Even when I was 7 years old, I took on
an army full of zombies!! There must have been at
least 5,000!! But thanks to my superior
zombie-combatting ways, none survived!! And
were-wolves and crocodiles?! Psh! I once took on a
were-crocodile!! With both hands and a leg tied behind
my back!! Did I mention I also beat a Merman with my
trusy hammer? AND foiled the plans of a crazed
Mole-Woman?
I even stared GOD in the face.
SO!! Those of you other campers who want my awesome
assistance against the zombies, SEEK ME OUT!!! We'll
help each other overcome this madness!! It would be
hard pressed for zombies to take down me, The Great
Captain Usopp, and my mighty pirate crew of eight
hundred thousand
MILLION!! Um, it would be best if you did this quickly,
this offer is limited... >_>
So yes, come save me and enlist my
help ASAP!
Poll Vote!
Character: Azuma Kazuma
Series: Yakitate!! Japan (http://www.yakitate-japan.com/)
Canon: Azuma is an absolutely clueless country boy
whose hyper energy can only be matched by his absolute
single-minded pursuit of baking the bread that Japan
can claim for it’s own, Ja-Pan!! (note the pun…Pan =
bread in Japanese). He’s employed at the famous
Pantasia bakery chain and possesses the rare ‘Solar
Hands’; abnormally warm hands ideal for bread baking.
He frequently misunderstands what the people around
him are trying to say, resulting in some of the most
flat out hilarious dialogues in series.
Yahoooo!! I'm here in France to put the
finishing touches on my latest Japan #79! I'm a
little surprised though... Pantasia told me when I got to
the airport to ask for Louis I. Ana, and even though I
got some funny looks some really nice people helped me
find the right flight. I didn’t think France was so
far away!! When we finally arrived it was
amazing... everyone in France speaks English!! I still
couldn't find Louis I. Ana though, but I happened to
meet some friendly people that put me on a bus to
someplace they said would 'take care of me'. The
French are so nice!
This place seems great; there are TONS of ingredients
around that I can't wait to try for Japan!! I keep
hearing people talking about 'zombies'... they seemed to
be scared. I don't know why though, Manager used to
have zombies all the time and was always really happy
about it. Alright!!! Time to get started!!!
(notes: A Zombie is: A very potent alcoholic beverage
consisting of two types of rum, two types of liqueur,
and two or three fruit juices. Normally garnished with
slices of pineapple and orange and a Maraschino
cherry. Azuma also misunderstood where his employer
was sending him; he was told he'd be going to the
French Quarter in Louisiana)
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Character: Sasaki Makie
Series: Mahou Sensei Negima!
Canon: Hard-working as she is, Makie's not the brightest crayon in the box. Although her circle of friends includes powerful mages, half-demons, demon hunters, time-travelers, and robots, after 11 volumes of manga Makie hasn't yet caught on to the fact that anything about them is different. Even after a brief stint as the resident vampire's bitch, she believes she's just a normal girl with scores second from the very bottom of her equally normal (but very large) class. Makie is a rhythmic gymnast and spends most of her time dancing around with a ribbon (which she's gotten so good with that she can use it as an appendage to grab things) or putting her legs behind her head. She's cheerful and easygoing to the point of air-headededness, and thinks absolutely nothing of flipping up someone's towel to scope out their "size" or making a random grab at their bits . . . even if they're 10 years old.
Dear Livejournal,
So this must be Hollywood, Louisiana, USA! Isn't Hollywood called the City of Lights, though? Summer camp is pretty dimly lit, except for the stuntmen, who are practicing a big guy-on-fire death scene. My very first brush with fame! I haven't found the cameras yet, but I guess if I could it wouldn't be a very convincing movie, right? Duh, Makie.
The one thing I can't figure out is why they would have a gymnastics camp on this movie set, unless they want to use us as extras or something. How cool would that be? I could be famous, Livejournal! "Sasaki Makie, Olympic gymnast AND leading lady!" I could play all dancing roles! And have big love scenes with child prodigies hot guys . . . sigh.
Wouldn't Negi-kun be proud of me? He would love this camp. The kids are doing all kinds of camp activities like finger-painting (one of them was all green, geez!) and especially practicing CPR on each other. I guess that's really important to know, because I saw people dragging someone out of the lake too. Poor kid! He looked like he was in a lot of pain, and he was probably cold without any pants on. It looked like he had some shrinkage too! Maybe it was part of the movie, though. It's so hard to tell--that's Hollywood for you. Everything's so professional! The makeup jobs here are AMAZING. I have to e-mail Natsumi some pics so she can get ideas for drama club!
Oof, one of the extras is giving me a great big hug, so I'd better sign off. Everyone here is really friendly! I think this guy's playing a dead body in the movie. Sheesh, what a boring part. I'm going to try really hard to get discovered, Livejournal! I think I can do it if I train my muscles hard enough and keep smiling! Fight, Makie!
Poll Vote!
Character: Heather Morris
Series: Silent Hill 3
Canon: Heather is really your average teenage girl. She has a bit of a sweet tooth, is something of a clothes hog, can be a bit judgmental about the people around her, and is a total daddy's girl. Unfortunately for her, she's also the reborn version of an evil cult's Mother of God, she carried the dormant foetus of the God in her womb for seventeen years. The cult recently finally found where she was being hidden, killed her father, and lured her into the town of Silent Hill, a place which is pretty much literally hell on earth. There she had to fight for her life against monsters, cultists, and everything else the town could throw at her. She finally killed the aforementioned God, which had been purged from her body and merged with a crazy woman who had been her friend in her past life, and wandered off into the sunset with the 50-odd-year-old detective who'd unwittingly gotten her into that whole mess to begin with.
So, Diary, after finally escaping from that pit of a town I figured I'd stick with Douglas. I thought we could be like a sitcom team or something; the gruff old detective and his spunky young sidekick. He solves the cases, I beat the hell out of anything that gets in his way. It would be great, right?
Only instead that jerk decides to send me to summer camp, like I'm some little kid. "After everything you've been through it might be a good idea to spend some time with kids your own age," he said. "It'll be fun," he said. For god (no, not for that thing, nothing's for its sake) goodness sake, what do I need to do to get it through that man's head that I'm not some second chance at fatherhood for him? Doesn't he want all his rival detectives to be jealous that he has a smart, tough, witty, totally hot babe like me as his assistant instead of having them look at him weirdly for trying to adopt a young woman who already has a dad, thankya very much?
If that's not bad enough, he chooses to send me to the one camp in the world infested by zombies. Wasn't Silent Hill bad enough? At least the monsters there could be killed in all sorts of ways. At least there you could find an occasional safe haven and not worry about one of the monsters wandering in on you. And oh, geeze, how bad must this place be if it's making me have fond thoughts about that hell hole?
Well, at least I know how to get out of here, and helping to solve the murder case will help me prepare for my future career as sidekick-girl. Okay, my speciality is beating monsters into a pulp rather than hunting for clues, but how hard can it be?
Now, I'm going to go see if I can scavenge a weapon from the plumbing here. A shotgun blast to the face might be the only way to kill these things for good, but I know enough about surviving hell to save my ammo. Anyway, in my experience there're very few things that can't be stopped, at least temporarily, by enough good hard thwacks from a steel pipe.
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Character: Molly Hayes
Series: Runaways (Runaways on Wiki)
Canon: Molly and a group of other kids ran away from home after discovering that their parents were a group of super villains called The Pride. That same night Molly manifested mutant powers (super strength, but when she stops using it she passes out), so it wasn't really the best of times for her. Even though she's one of the most powerful members of the group, for a long time the others always left her out of their plans because she was the youngest and they wanted to protect her, something which drove her crazy. At first they even tried to keep her in the dark about what was going on, until they realised just how bad their families were and decided they had to take her along when they went into hiding. Molly dealt with the whole thing a bit better then most of the others, probably mostly because she kept forgetting the fact that her parents were evil. She was also really into the idea of being a superhero.
In the end their parents died to protect them from the giant demon things they had been serving, who had turned on them when Molly released the soul their parents had been planning on feeding to the demons. The truth about The Pride came out, and the kids were all separated. Molly was sent to a school for mutants, but hated it there and went back to the others right away when one of her teammates got in touch. In the end they all ran away together again.
Oh my god, this place is so cool! There're zombies, and aliens, and ninjas, and a peara paren an alien chaser, and an alligator! Or is it a crocodile? Whichever it is, I wanted to ride it but someone told me that it would eat me if I got too close, so I guess it's not nice like Old Lace is.
I bet it wouldn't be as fun as riding a dinosaur anyway.
So, this place is, like, the niftiest camp in the whole world! I can't believe the others decided to send me here. I guess they must have gotten it confused with a normal camp, 'cause there's no way any of them would want me fighting zombies. Especially when they sent me here so Arsenic and Old Lace wouldn't have to stay behind and watch me everytime they went off to do something "too dangerous" for me to come along. I bet the people here won't tell me I'm too little to help fight. In fact, there're two kids even younger then me here who both rule hell or something! And another who's a detective! I betcha that once they see what I can do everyone here's gonna be like "Wow, Princess Powerful (I'm not gonna be Bruiser here), you're so strong and cool! Let's go kill zombies together, and then we can stay up late and watch scary movies and eat junk food for dinner!"
It's sad about the Camp Director's fiance though. I saw how depressed Nico was when Alex died and they weren't even going steady or anything (plus he was, you know, evil), so I bet the Director's, like, a quadrillion times more upset then that. So I'll work really hard to find out who killed him, so she can have, whatchamacallit... closure an' send the murderer off to jail or something.
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Character: Master Shake
Series: Aqua Teen Hunger Force (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/athf/index.html)
Canon: Master Shake is a milk shake. He is the leader of the Aqua Teen
Hunger Force (mostly in name only). This is a superhero slash
detective like team of food characters. They really don't solve any
crimes or anything. Mostly Shake spends his time annoying his
neighbor, Carl, and trying to get rich quick. He's lazy, stupid,
violent. Hates anyone paying attention to anything but him. Despises
Frylock but secretly wishes to be him. Thinks he's the greatest thing
since the invention of the toaster.
Frylock told me this was the Swimsuit Model Naked Fun
Camp. He told me there would be hot chicks here looking for hot guys.
See I'm a hot dude and that is no problem. But I see no naked chicks.
Where are the naked chicks? I want NAKED!
The only people I've seen . . . if you can call the ugly horrible
things people . . are the zombies. I hate them. They smell and no
matter how many times I hit them on the head they keep coming.
Asking for brains of all things! Brains! You think if I had brains I'd
be in this stupid nature?!
Nature smells and doesn't get along well with others. Also, it never
calls you after you've spent the night with it.
Dirty dirty nature.
I was told that I must find a murderer to escape this stinky place.
Being the genius detective that I am this should be simple. I have
skills that you could not find even with a tiny microscope!
If I don't find this person I'm stuck here. That . . would be bad.
Though if I can somehow find the naked girls and then solve the
mystery I could have naughty maid sex and then I'd get a medal which
would then get even more chicks,
Maybe I could keep them in a stable. A naked chick stable . . .
Ah..... I must go now! Things. . to do. Frylock?! Where are you? I
need to use your room!
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Character: Envy
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
Canon: Envy, as a character enjoys the finer things in life, such as killing people, maiming people, hurting people, using people, calling ed short, making references to that person, hating anyone descended from Hohenheim, and being incredibly angry at really anything that rubs him the wrong way. He also tends to have a dry wit and humor to himself, and will poke fun and tease people. He is superficial and prefers what he considers a cute form, but would just love to turn into your loved one and torture you.
Topic: Palm Trees Are Much Sexier Than Midgets.
Mood: Indescribable. (-^\_/^)
Music: Paku Romi - Only One (Sounds so Familiar...)
Dear Diary Electric Journal Thing,
I HATE IT HERE. These "Zombies" are like giant living dead pillows; they don't even come with neat auto-heal abilities or leather skorts! Homunculii are far superior to them.
They also aren't nearly as fun to hurt as humans! No matter how many kicks to the gut or punches to the head or sporks to the temples they get they NEVER keel over. Ever. At all. It is devoid of the fun that beating up The Fullmetal Shorty normally brings! Where's the blood? The tears? The large wounds that I can poor salt in?! It's just not fun at all!
But... as Fullmetal Chibi is here as well, this "camp" (more like a prison with a lake) won't be entirely boring. If I were to run out of things to do, I can always ruin HIS life for having the slimy genetic material of that scruffy jerk Hohenheim!
As well, there ARE plenty of things to hurt, or lead down a path of destruction, not to mention knitting and that interesting little boy. His name sounds like a cleaning product.
And this Over Glorified Typewriter with a mini movie theater in a box and a radio inside it is kind of neat... However, it hurts my hands; I want an electric pencil, now. Moreover, it keeps beeping! Aurgh! What a HORRIBLE HORRIBLE SOUND.
I am rather annoyed though, they had a murder and they did not invite me. Ever consider I may have wanted to help with the maiming of the person?!! And yet despite my feelings of being left out they still label me as a suspect?! Normally I don't travel dimensions to do someone in! My world is full enough of meaty punching bags to fatally wound.
And isn't the food that attempts to eat you back overboard?!
...And now a large aquatic reptile with MANY teeth is looking at me as if I'm some sort of regenerating smorgasbord of yumminess. And now yumminess isn't a word ei-.
(Chomping Sound)
It bit me. IT BIT MY LEG OFF...
Excuse me while I get myself a new pair of boots.
Much LoveHate,
Envy, Greatest Person Ever.
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Character: Kira Yamato
Series: Gundam Seed/Destiny
App #1
Canon: Pilot of the Gundam Freedom, Kira was a rare Coordinator on the
Earth's side during the first war against Plant. He cried, he angsted, he
cried some more. But his awesome piloting skills prevented him from being
pushed out into space and left there. In the second series, Destiny, Kira
returns less weepy and full of RIGHTEOUS WANGST. He tends to act before
thinking, and of course has all the appearance of listening to arguments
against his point of view... but then promptly declares them false. Typical 'oh
woe, why must I kill in order to love?!' mentality.
June 1, 2005
Dear Cagalli -
I hope you're doing well.
I have arrived at what I thought would be a quiet camp to get away from the
cruel horrors in the world, only to find that death follows me wherever I
go. Why? Why do humans have to fight? What drives them to kill? Don't they
understand that it solves nothing and just makes the vicious spiral of war
go out of control? I'm so sad, Cagalli. Sad for the future.
Please write back soon,
Kira
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June 3, 2005
Dear Cagalli -
I haven't received a reply from you yet. Is anything wrong? Are you being
treated well in ORB? The days pass with more and more horror here... I find
myself crying at night in an attempt to wash away the depravity of mankind.
I miss talking over my feelings with you... please write back soon.
Kira
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June 5, 2005
Cagalli -
CAGALLI, WHERE ARE YOU?! You're hurt, aren't you? Why?! WHY IS THE WORLD SO
VIOLENT?!?! I'll find a way out of this camp soon, Cagalli... and then I'll
fight through whatever is necessary to rescue you. It pains me to have to
destroy everyone in my path, but I can take no chances when it comes to your
safety. HOLD ON, I'M COMING.
Kira
App #2
Canon: As the 'Ultimate Coordinator', he is truly a force to be
reckoned with once he enters the battlefield. People who truly know
Kira though, realize that his strength doesn't come from a need to
fight, but rather, his desire to protect the innocent and those he
loves. While Kira never sought to become a hero of war, simply put,
his talents and astonishing abilities placed him in a role which
required him to set aside his pacifistic beliefs and ideals. In the
past, he was always quick to cry (perhaps anyone would, if the had to
fight their best friend). Not quite understanding why he had to kill
in order to protect. During the time of peace following the war, Kira
has grown to become a mature and confident man. He is still dedicated
to his non-violent nature, but when push comes to shove, Kira can and
will fight to defend what he believes in.
Maybe Athrun is right, considering the aggressive attacks the E.A.F.
has been staging, PLANT could be correct in it's efforts to halt their
progress. Although, I still can't shake this feeling that Chairman
Dilandau is still up to something behind the shadows. There is just
too much we don't know right now. About the E.A.F, about the Chairman,
just everything really. Is this war even neccessary at all?
I can't say why, but I just need to see you now, Athrun. After what
we've been through, I'm having trouble comprehending why we're on
opposite sides once again. I guess I just need to get away from the
chaos aboard the Archangel right now. Heaven knows, seeing Cagalli
cry with the other Orb officers isn't helping me sort out my thoughts
at the moment.
This camp that I've followed you to doesn't seem to be much of a
peaceful retreat though. How am I supposed to get any thinking done
when these zombies are out to feast on my well being? I'm feeling
uneasy holding this boomstick shotgun as well, since I've never
had much experience beyond firing a gun without a mobile suit. Also on
that note, how did Freedom end up in the lake fighting with that
gigantic tentacle monster? I could have sworn I docked her safely with
the Archangel before my departure...
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