Huh.
I dropped my computer, and now it thinks my name is "Xhizurur" for some reason.
Well, whatever, that's neither here nor there. Friends, Romans, lend me your ears! I come before you today with a dramatic announcement. No longer can I skulk in the shadows--no longer can I confine myself to the closet! You see, I--I am a secret (well, until this very moment) agent of the Director's. You may call me the Director's Hand. Her doer of dirty work, if you will.
...At least, that's the explanation for my cabin assignment that I find most plausible. I mean, seriously, can you think of a better one?
Well, whatever, that's neither here nor there. Friends, Romans, lend me your ears! I come before you today with a dramatic announcement. No longer can I skulk in the shadows--no longer can I confine myself to the closet! You see, I--I am a secret (well, until this very moment) agent of the Director's. You may call me the Director's Hand. Her doer of dirty work, if you will.
...At least, that's the explanation for my cabin assignment that I find most plausible. I mean, seriously, can you think of a better one?